May 29, 2019

It was supposed to give a special aura to the child they had together.

Apparently back in the day, this permanent A list mostly movie actor all of you know made his actress wife all of you know have her tubes tied so she could never have any other children. It was supposed to give a special aura to the child they had together.
May 15, 2019

The happiest drinker you will meet.

The B list actress who really doesn't work but that every single one of you know because of that ill fated marriage was wine buzzed over the weekend which, as I have said before is the best time you can ever run into her. She lets go of that wall she has to always have up and is the best. The happiest drinker you will meet.
October 7, 2018

At this point she is surviving on that massive divorce settlement.

This B+ list actress really deserves to be about a C lister at this point. I mean, she really does absolutely nothing. At this point she is surviving on that massive divorce settlement. She does have A+ list name recognition. Apparently as part of that settlement she is not allowed to talk about her ex or anything tangentially related to him. That would make for a boring interview.
July 23, 2018

If he is going out with the actress all of you know, I don’t think she would be too happy.

This A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner at least had the good sense to lead the bottle waitress out of the crowded VIP area and to the less crowded VIP bathroom before having s*x with her. If he is going out with the actress all of you know, I don't think she would be too happy.
July 20, 2018

She used his credit card number to pay for a first class upgrade

This B+ list mostly movie actress all of you know who really is only that high because of some past life choices all of you know rather than any particular acting talent was going to be stuck in business class on an international flight because no free upgrades were available. Enter that married businessman she has seen for years and she used his credit card number to pay for a first class upgrade.
June 24, 2018

Her favorite show was one starring the then adult actress.

A forced smile was how this B+ list actress with A++ list name recognition reacted when this former A/A- list tween movie actress turned B+ list adult actress said that when she was in the first and second grade her favorite show was one starring the then adult actress.
April 23, 2018

Scenes are being rewritten just to give her less time on screen.

Acting wise she is probably B+ list-ish. It is hard though because she has A+ list name recognition which she wouldn't have if not for that marriage. Anyway, she is filming a new project and things are not going well with her acting. Scenes are being rewritten just to give her less time on screen.
April 10, 2018

I honestly didn’t think that would happen again outside an indie movie.

Speaking of bad acting, this B+ list mostly movie actress with A+ list name recognition and a lucrative side gig is still a terrible actress according to the crew on set.