This A list mostly movie actor is a tool

This A list mostly movie actor is a tool so it should not surprise anyone he left his girlfriend home to attend a premiere and after party where he proceeded to collect phone numbers but threw most of them away except for the one who agreed to sleep with him that same night.

Our actor bolted from the scene, leaving the bachelor and his friends doubled over with laughter

In the past few years, this talented actor has been getting more and more high-profile roles and hanging out with more and more high-profile stars. He is not a very tall or traditionally handsome guy and is still a little shy and awkward in new situations. Well, one of his new friends – an actor who is one of Hollywood’s biggest partying bachelors – saw that as an opportunity to have a little fun with him. The bachelor and our actor were at a party together. The bachelor quietly engaged a very big and burly black guy to simply stand a few feet away from the actor, arms folded, and stare at him in a menacing manner. Then the big guy moved one step at a time toward our actor, essentially backing him into a corner. Our actor began freaking out! He set down his drink and held his palms out to try to stop the man from advancing and begged for mercy. "Ummm…. I-I-I don’t want any trouble. Look, I don’t know what I did, but I’m sorry, OK? I’m sorry! I don’t want to die! Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!" The big man broke first. "Relax, man! I’m just fucking with you." Our actor bolted from the scene, leaving the bachelor and his friends doubled over with laughter.

She’s NAKED! I don’t know where to look! I’ve never done this before!

This Academy Award-nominated actor was partying on a yacht with a bunch of moneyed male actors. The other men, who are all a bit older than our actor, were having a ball, drinking and laughing and chatting with several topless models that were walking around on deck. However, our actor seemed unsure as to how to engage, so he stood awkwardly off to one side. One of the topless models tried to talk to him… but he could not even look at her! He turned beet red and started sweating. His eyes darted wildly all over the place. He looked like he was in distress. One of the other actors came over to him to assist him. "Relax! You should talk to her," he said, gesturing to the woman. "She likes you!" "But… but…" he stammered. "But what?" "She’s NAKED! I don’t know where to look! I’ve never done this before! I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK!"

He looked like a kid in a candy store

This A list mostly movie comic actor blew off his girlfriend for the chance at a night with two Asian women who bought tickets to the event just to meet the actor. He looked like a kid in a candy store as they kept fawning all over him as he pawed them.

He said “he only talked to skinny” women

This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is back up to B list after a stint in the C list area was approached by a larger woman the other day and she started flirting with him and he said he "only talked to skinny" Women? Is that a person? He couldn't be talking about body shapes after what he used to look like.

The girlfriend didn’t even bother to sit down and just walked away

This A list mostly movie actor has been right at the edge of A list for the past few years. Some good movies and some bad movies. As he goes up and down in weight he also goes through women just as much. This past week he was at a restaurant with her and they were seated outside. She went to the bathroom and when she came back he looked up at her and said, "Don't ever be gone that long again you fucking bitch. When people walk down the sidewalk they need to see me with someone and not sitting here by myself like some asshole who couldn't get a date." The girlfriend didn't even bother to sit down and just walked away.

He would immediately apologize

This almost A list mostly comedic movie actor who has been the star of a few movies has a dark side. His ex-girlfriend, who managed to stay with the actor for a few months says he is great when he is sober, but when he drinks he becomes violent and he backed her into a corner several times and grabbed her and slapped her and threw her to the ground, but then would immediately apologize.