Please disable your adblock and script blockers to view this page
September 17, 2018

He was feeling under the weather alright.

This Narcan episode slipped past everyone last fall around Thanksgiving time. A weight fluctuating A-/B+ funny guy was hit with Narcan by NYC paramedics after too much heroin. He ended up calling in sick for his an event the next day and apologized to his fans with a Tweet. He was feeling under the weather alright.
August 23, 2017

His skin is flabby and loose.

A person who is familiar with the wardrobe department on a 2017 film shared this detail about a prominent male actor. He lost weight, but it’s not like he has a six-pack. His skin is flabby and loose.
July 23, 2017

He needed $500K within 24 hours.

This A+ list mostly movie actor is a loyal guy. He takes care of his friends. In the last couple of years a long time friend who happens to be an actor got into some trouble financially. He waited until the last minute to tell the A+ lister. He needed $500K within 24 hours.
July 2, 2017

Now magazines are gushing that he is super sexy

This A list Academy Award mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is tired of people talking about his weight so his PR people called in a bunch of favors and passed around some money and now magazines are gushing that he is super sexy.
June 18, 2017

A little sniff sniff.

This acting star has lost more than twenty pounds in the past few months. However, don’t believe the stories that it’s all because of a strict diet and lots of physical activity.
April 8, 2017

Just a couple of hours sleep each night.

He’s back. Our now skinny A- list comic movie actor is working on a major coke bender the past few days. Just a couple of hours sleep each night and back to his old disrespectful to women ways too.
February 2, 2017

He did some grinding motions before slapping her ass and telling her to go away.

At an after party last night, this currently skinny A- list mostly movie actor grabbed some woman and pulled her down into his lap. He then did some grinding motions before slapping her ass and telling her to go away.
December 22, 2016

Any women who says no to him will be treated to a variety of slurs

Whenever this A- list mostly movie actor starts piling on the pounds you know an epic cocaine bender is right around the corner. Also, any women who says no to him will be treated to a variety of slurs.