October 12, 2019

3 blinds in a row

The A list everything in her mind gave "zero f**ks" about the fur protesters she recently encountered. / This married closeted former Glee actress spent most of the last movie she filmed spending time with her girlfriend. / This A/A- list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee was all smiles at a premiere this week, but can't stand her handsy A- list co-star.
October 10, 2019

He still has hits and misses with his sobriety, but this is not about that.

This A list dual threat actor has had some drinking issues in the past. He still has hits and misses with his sobriety, but this is not about that. It is about him going over to his girlfriend's place to hook up really late at night and not noticing that he smelled like the woman he had just been with and still had lipstick marks on his neck and chest.
January 20, 2019

The bartender didn’t look pleased at all with either of their efforts.

Pretty funny to watch two old guys last night competing in their attempts to hit on the college student aged bartender at a big musical event last night. One was a foreign born one named former A+ list singer who usually only dates wealthy women and the other was the former cable actor who is always going commando. The bartender didn't look pleased at all with either of their efforts.
January 2, 2019

He drinks right along with her, so nothing ever happens.

This alliterate A-/B+ list comic actress has a favorite game. She likes to get wasted to the point of passing out and then lets the going commando actor have his way with her. The thing is though, he drinks right along with her, so nothing ever happens.
July 29, 2018

2 blinds in a row

This former A list mostly television actor turned A- list mostly movie actor with a nice easy gig on almost television show is back boozing again. He was a mess at a recent event. / This three named former A- list mostly television actress hasn't worked in almost two decades but, because of her name still has name recognition.
April 6, 2018

She is convinced he is bad luck when it comes to movies.

This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and taking flack for her last movie is trying to make sure this former A list mostly television actor turned movie/commercial/television/no underwear wearing actor doesn't get the lead opposite her because she thinks the movie will bomb. She is convinced he is bad luck when it comes to movies.
March 23, 2018

More Oscars

This foreign born A+ list singer tried to bring in a dozen people to this after party. After 20 minutes of trying, he had to settle for three being allowed in with him. The remaining nine all jammed inside one SUV and hotboxed the hell out of it until the A+ lister returned. / This recent A list athlete was being an a-hole to just about everyone he came into contact with. I think this recent fame is going to his head. / Our actor was introduced by an actress staple of the showrunner's family. / Apparently this former A+ list mostly movie actress was supposed to have a date last night to an after party.
March 11, 2018

He also likes to go commando a lot.

This A- list mostly television comic actress who has a streaming show and had a recent public split was hammered out of her mind at an after party and was doing her best to shove her tongue down the throat of this former A+ list mostly television actor from a now defunct cable program. He also likes to go commando a lot.