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September 24, 2016

An old trick she has kept from her days partying at Studio 54

Why yes, that was the B/C-list actress "wife" of a winner/nominee last night hovering up a vial of coke in the bathroom. An old trick she has kept from her days partying at Studio 54.
July 5, 2014

A lot worse has happened to her over the years and her marriage is pretty strange too

This A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner once bet his girlfriend and lost. The girlfriend at the time was a B- list mostly movie actor. A lot worse has happened to her over the years and her marriage is pretty strange too.
July 3, 2014

She has privately told her family that she wants a quick divorce, but her husband is thinking otherwise

Which A-list actor and closet case and his B/C-list actress wife/beard refused for the first time to do their kooky sect's marriage counseling sessions, saying that they're one step closer to a divorce? She has privately told her family that she wants a quick divorce, but her husband is thinking otherwise. Also expect to see them in public together in the next few months putting on a happy front despite them officially splitting.
June 1, 2014

If you want to get paid to be a beard, now is your chance

After several years on the job the male assistant/lover of this married A+ list mostly movie actor has moved on to another job and this leaves an opening. So, if you want to get paid to be a beard, now is your chance. Oh, and he likes them in their early 20's.
May 28, 2014

Sign of their growing hatred towards each other

Which former A-list actor and his beard/wife looked happy on the red carpet for an event this week, but except for a quick photo op they sat at separate tables once inside the event, possibly as a sign of their growing hatred towards each other?
May 26, 2014

It definitely makes those rumors about him much more solid

This bordering on A+ list mostly movie actor did IVF for one of his kids because he could never achieve an erection with the baby mama. It definitely makes those rumors about him much more solid.
April 27, 2014

Oscar nominee donates boatloads of cash anonymously

Kindness: What A-list actor and multiple Oscar nominee donates boatloads of cash anonymously to several autism charities, in his son's memory? His "wife" hit the ceiling when she first found out, but she's ok with it now.
April 21, 2014

He still cheats on his wife all the time he stays away from married women

This actor is A list. He gets to be A list probably for the rest of his life. He had that great run and seemed like he was always in the Academy Award conversation. There was a slight pause in his career before he was really able to crank it back into gear in the past year or two. The reason he had such a pause is because he let all that power he once had go to his head and combined with his looks made him a huge a-hole. Always known as a guy who would sleep with anyone, I'm not even sure why he ever got married again since all he does is cheat. He got bored with just cheating though and started hitting on women married to powerful people. His first big one was the actress wife of this closeted A list mostly movie actor. That indiscretion put him on the list and he was warned about his behavior. It didn't stop him though and he ended up having sex with the wife of a studio head. When word got back to the executive he basically blackballed our actor and our actor had to kiss butt for several years before he was suddenly able to get good films again that made him a star in the first place. Apparently even though he still cheats on his wife all the time he stays away from married women.
March 15, 2014

Our advice to The Actor about the faux pas? Just… let it go.

Right after this Actor stumbled over a Singer, his publicist was heard on the phone, "No, he’s not drunk! No, he’s not on drugs! No, he’s not having a stroke!" Are you sure? Anyway, a few minutes later, the publicist was trying to find out which after-parties The Singer was going to attend so that they could arrange a photo op of The Actor and The Singer together. Because photos fix everything, right? No, we don’t know if they ever got the photo. Our advice to The Actor about the faux pas? Just… let it go. Frankly, we think it is ridiculous to expect a professional actor to memorize an entire sentence. That is far too great a burden to place on any one man. Brave Actor, you are phenomenal and perfect just as you are! We here at Blonde Warship salute you!
March 2, 2014

The massage therapist’s jeans got the Monica Lewinsky treatment!

Warning: The following blind item is definitely NSFW (Not Safe For Work)! There have been lots of stories in the past about this superstar actor’s chronic misbehavior with massage therapists and the legal cases that have been quietly settled following those encounters. Well, we have another one for you… and this one is the most shocking yet! This case has not yet been resolved, but there are a few interesting (and quite gross) details about it that make it different from the other cases we have heard about. This massage therapist was called to hotel room to give a massage to an unidentified guest. When he arrived, he was surprised to discover that the guest was a world-famous actor. The massage therapist set up a table and the actor got on the table and lay on his stomach. Then it got… weird. The actor began moaning and humping the table after a few minutes.
February 5, 2014

Actor said that he could probably come up with a dollar amount that would make him into guys

This married A+ list mostly movie actor spent the other night at a party following around a guy and talking to him about his career and spent almost an hour total working on him but when he went in for the kiss the guy said he wasn't into guys and our actor said that he could probably come up with a dollar amount that would make him into guys. Nope. The man walked away.
January 25, 2014

His thing is to call ahead to the place and then walk in with his motorcycle helmet still on

This A+ list mostly movie actor loves massage parlors. The thing is he doesn't like to be recognized when he goes inside them. So, his thing is to call ahead to the place and then walk in with his motorcycle helmet still on and doesn't take it off until he is in the room. He puts it back on before he leaves. Yes, I guess it is possible he leaves it on during the massage too. He's such an idiot.