Maybe she’ll self publish the book, but the amount of shocking detail in it may keep it from seeing the light of day.

What B-list singer/songwriter/celeb spawn of an A+++ lister has been having trouble getting her memoirs published for the last decade or so? It's a roman a clef, so names are changed. The reason why many publishing houses refuse to publish it is because she reveals that the mogul/enabler of that disgraced director raped someone very close to the singer when that person was underage.

4 blinds in a row

Things are still not great for this former tweener star turned A- list singer/bad actress. / Considering she got with her current significant other when he was in a relationship, it shouldn't shock this A- list alliterate athlete/entertainer that he is now cheating on her. / This married A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee every single last one of you know and your parents know and your grandparents know is HIV+ / This former A- list singer in a group and solo was supposed to double date with her former band mate and the band mate's husband.

Everyone knows it is a lie and she knows.

This former A- list mostly television actress who had a couple decent runs on network television before doing the reality thing is just going to end up doing more damage to her already bruised credibility. No one believes what she is saying about a certain permanent A list mostly movie actor.

Apparently our actor has a huge crush.

Things did not go well when this married permanent A list mostly movie actor asked this former A+ list rapper/wannabe actor whether it was true if the rapper was gay. Apparently our actor has a huge crush. The rapper/wannabe actor thought it was a setup and almost got physical with the actor.

Blackmail Marriage

I guess this is back in the day. When you are stretching back past two decades, it seems like the right thing to call it. The thing is though, despite being back in the day, the three main players in this blind are all known to you. They are known to people who just are checkout stand tabloid cover readers. EP was making a movie when she met WB.

Revenge can be a dish best served with a side order of saliva.

Remember my earlier BI about that celeb spawn who was thinking about bringing a controversial friend of her mother’s hoping to spite a fake celeb couple to not show up? Well, the HFPA kow-towed to that shady organization that the fake couple belongs to and told the celeb spawn she couldn’t bring her friend to the Globes. Incensed, she called up her mom and the family friend for any ideas. The family friend suggested a trick she has used in the past: pay the head chef $100 to spit in the couple’s food. Revenge can be a dish best served with a side order of saliva.

She has privately told her family that she wants a quick divorce, but her husband is thinking otherwise

Which A-list actor and closet case and his B/C-list actress wife/beard refused for the first time to do their kooky sect's marriage counseling sessions, saying that they're one step closer to a divorce? She has privately told her family that she wants a quick divorce, but her husband is thinking otherwise. Also expect to see them in public together in the next few months putting on a happy front despite them officially splitting.