I guess this is back in the day. When you are stretching back past two decades, it seems like the right thing to call it. The thing is though, despite being back in the day, the three main players in this blind are all known to you. They are known to people who just are checkout stand tabloid cover readers. EP was making a movie when she met WB.
This former dual threat A+ list actor from back in the day took his fake hair back to television this past year. He also continues to make crap movies but is probably an A lister. He just will not stop continuing to victim shame and to send a team of lawyers out to quiet victims.
Remember my earlier BI about that celeb spawn who was thinking about bringing a controversial friend of her mother’s hoping to spite a fake celeb couple to not show up? Well, the HFPA kow-towed to that shady organization that the fake couple belongs to and told the celeb spawn she couldn’t bring her friend to the Globes. Incensed, she called up her mom and the family friend for any ideas. The family friend suggested a trick she has used in the past: pay the head chef $100 to spit in the couple’s food. Revenge can be a dish best served with a side order of saliva.
This A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner once bet his girlfriend and lost. The girlfriend at the time was a B- list mostly movie actor. A lot worse has happened to her over the years and her marriage is pretty strange too.
Which A-list actor and closet case and his B/C-list actress wife/beard refused for the first time to do their kooky sect's marriage counseling sessions, saying that they're one step closer to a divorce? She has privately told her family that she wants a quick divorce, but her husband is thinking otherwise. Also expect to see them in public together in the next few months putting on a happy front despite them officially splitting.
After several years on the job the male assistant/lover of this married A+ list mostly movie actor has moved on to another job and this leaves an opening. So, if you want to get paid to be a beard, now is your chance. Oh, and he likes them in their early 20's.
Which former A-list actor and his beard/wife looked happy on the red carpet for an event this week, but except for a quick photo op they sat at separate tables once inside the event, possibly as a sign of their growing hatred towards each other?