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March 13, 2020

He looks happier nowadays at recent events, which says a lot.

What "couple", consisting of a closeted A-list actor and his B/C-list actress "wife" might finally be announcing their split soon? They have been living separately for a few years (or maybe even longer because it is an open marriage) and they have not attended an event together in two years. I don’t know if the cult they both belong to (for now) is playing a factor, but I wouldn’t be surprised because they’re both strapped for cash after funneling money into the cult for decades. He looks happier nowadays at recent events, which says a lot.
November 11, 2019

He is hooking up with an airline executive who has been his lover on and off for a decade.

This long time closeted permanent A list actor that all of us know should be out of the closet and none of us know why he continues to stay inside, is out of the country and hooking up with an airline executive who has been his lover on and off for a decade.
September 14, 2019

His projects keep getting worse in quality as he chases paychecks

His lavish lifestyle and constant requests for money from an organization have taken their toll on the bank balance of this former A+ list dual threat actor, who is now probably B+ in the work he gets, but is a permanent A lister. His projects keep getting worse in quality as he chases paychecks to get through the later years in life.
August 7, 2019

Maybe she’ll self publish the book, but the amount of shocking detail in it may keep it from seeing the light of day.

What B-list singer/songwriter/celeb spawn of an A+++ lister has been having trouble getting her memoirs published for the last decade or so? It's a roman a clef, so names are changed. The reason why many publishing houses refuse to publish it is because she reveals that the mogul/enabler of that disgraced director raped someone very close to the singer when that person was underage.
February 6, 2019

Our actor is broke and trying to scrape by on the direct to streaming stuff

I guess he is still permanently A list, although he hasn't really done anything of any significance in quite some time. Oh, he did make a really bad movie within the last year or two.
November 5, 2018

4 blinds in a row

Things are still not great for this former tweener star turned A- list singer/bad actress. / Considering she got with her current significant other when he was in a relationship, it shouldn't shock this A- list alliterate athlete/entertainer that he is now cheating on her. / This married A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee every single last one of you know and your parents know and your grandparents know is HIV+ / This former A- list singer in a group and solo was supposed to double date with her former band mate and the band mate's husband.
September 21, 2018

Everyone knows it is a lie and she knows.

This former A- list mostly television actress who had a couple decent runs on network television before doing the reality thing is just going to end up doing more damage to her already bruised credibility. No one believes what she is saying about a certain permanent A list mostly movie actor.
June 15, 2018

Next time you read that actress knows nothing about her longtime hub’s extracurriculars? You’ll know she’s lying.

20 years ago I hung out with a Malibu clique, including the BFF of an actress best known for being married to a permanent A list mostly film actor. And yet, rumors that the wife is far more seriously into the faux religion seem wrong, as do assertions that the actress has no clue about her hubby’s decades long bad behavior.
June 4, 2018

Apparently our actor has a huge crush.

Things did not go well when this married permanent A list mostly movie actor asked this former A+ list rapper/wannabe actor whether it was true if the rapper was gay. Apparently our actor has a huge crush. The rapper/wannabe actor thought it was a setup and almost got physical with the actor.
December 8, 2017

Blackmail Marriage

I guess this is back in the day. When you are stretching back past two decades, it seems like the right thing to call it. The thing is though, despite being back in the day, the three main players in this blind are all known to you. They are known to people who just are checkout stand tabloid cover readers. EP was making a movie when she met WB.
November 18, 2017

He just will not stop continuing to victim shame and to send a team of lawyers out to quiet victims.

This former dual threat A+ list actor from back in the day took his fake hair back to television this past year. He also continues to make crap movies but is probably an A lister. He just will not stop continuing to victim shame and to send a team of lawyers out to quiet victims.
January 13, 2017

Revenge can be a dish best served with a side order of saliva.

Remember my earlier BI about that celeb spawn who was thinking about bringing a controversial friend of her mother’s hoping to spite a fake celeb couple to not show up? Well, the HFPA kow-towed to that shady organization that the fake couple belongs to and told the celeb spawn she couldn’t bring her friend to the Globes. Incensed, she called up her mom and the family friend for any ideas. The family friend suggested a trick she has used in the past: pay the head chef $100 to spit in the couple’s food. Revenge can be a dish best served with a side order of saliva.