She is telling her friends that a marriage proposal is coming soon

The female half of this famous celebrity couple is really pushing for the altar. She is telling her friends that a marriage proposal is coming soon. That’s what she thinks. Although he joins in on the lovey-dovey act in public, he is privately telling his friends that there will be no proposal until she keeps one very specific promise she made to him: to stop drinking. We think he’ll be waiting on that one for a while.

That little Asian one he likes so much

This A+ list singer thinks she has discovered all of the kinks of her current boyfriend but he is keeping one from her. I know she knows about his other women and his other men, but does she know about the pre-op he paid $500 to recently? That little Asian one he likes so much. The one he was calling the second his girlfriend was snapped leaving his place.

He has said he never wants a kid

This A list celebrity/singer is trying to get pregnant with this other A list celebrity/singer but hasn't told him. Considering how much he has said he never wants a kid, I'm sure he will be shocked.

He looked like he was sleepwalking

This former A list celebrity/singer has had some medical issues in the past year and got hooked on several different prescription pain killers that he gets through a bunch of doctors. He tries to hide them from his celebrity girlfriend and has started spending less time with her because he wants the pills more than her. When they saw each other this week she told a friend he looked like he was sleepwalking and that he showed no emotion about anything.

It’s looking like a good pension plan

Taylor Swift told me she could imagine a time when she’d stop performing and just be a writer. "When I’m 40 and nobody wants to see me in a sparkly dress anymore, I’ll be, like: ‘Cool, I’ll just go in the studio and write songs for kids.’ It’s looking like a good pension plan." Perhaps. But Swift’s songwriting may be too quirky, too personal, to fit all comers. Swift’s parents named her after James Taylor, and she has a seventies-folkie’s soul; she is a confessor, a memoirist. You could call Swift a generational bard: She merges the ­pleasures of old-fashioned songcraft with millennial social-media oversharing.

Young male guitar technician

This B+ list celebrity/singer who used to be A list has moved far away from his current A list girlfriend in his choice of sex companion. While they are apart he has been enjoying the company of a very young male guitar technician.

This relationship should end in spectacular fashion

When this A list celebrity/singer drinks she gets violent and angry and mean and likes to make out with women. When her A list celebrity/singer significant other gets drunk he has sex with as many women as possible. Considering how much they love to drink and are forced to be apart this relationship should end in spectacular fashion.

She would lose her mind if she knew the truth

This A+ list singer/celebrity has a boyfriend who is an A- list celebrity. He used to date a B- list mostly television actress. She is a well known herpes carrier, but even though the actress got pregnant by our A- list celebrity, he insists to his current girlfriend that he didn't have unprotected sex with the actress.

She never did with her ex-husband either

This A+ list celebrity/singer would love a baby, but that would require her to have unprotected sex with her A list celebrity boyfriend. He is not the kind of guy you want to do that with, because of the gift that keeps on giving and she never did with her ex-husband either.