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These two women used to be best friends. They always hung out together and did coke together. They were in multiple threesomes with each other. The first one we will call AA . She was and is an actress. She peaked about A- list. The second one we will call BB. She has been an actress and a singer and a reality star and not very good at any of them, but all of you know her. They were best friends until a series of events over the course of a couple weeks resulted in them never speaking to each other again.

The only reason you are still famous is because of your ex.

The only reason you are still famous is because of your ex. Have I always got along with your ex? No. But if I ever needed something or really needed help, she would be there. Always. So, I am helping her now. I know you are insecure about the few times you let that guy orally service you, so maybe that is the reason you are being so wonky now in your recent comments. And no, I didn't find out about the guys from the ex, I found out about them on my own. Apparently the tiny size of your apparatus is part of a drinking game in West Hollywood.

It was a year long relationship and if it all comes out into the public airwaves would destroy the career of the manager.

This celebrity who is also a former multiple reality star did not make and does not make his money from that. Nope. He makes money as a manager and is in huge trouble because of the relationship he had with a then 16 year old who he swears he thought was older. It was a year long relationship and if it all comes out into the public airwaves would destroy the career of the manager.

Despite his total lack of success or even a blip of anything, he is actually in high demand for events.

If you ever wonder how this flash in the pan former B+ list singer manages to stay in the limelight despite not doing anything of note in almost a decade, it is because he is paid a tremendous amount of money each year to stay quiet about activities of this dadager with whom he used to be close and also to facilitate meetings between the dadager and people the singer thinks would be a good fit for the dadager.

This celebrity offspring has no idea what is about to happen to her.

This celebrity offspring has no idea what is about to happen to her. She has the addiction gene from both of her celebrity parents and is barely legal. This skeezy A list manager/pimp has her using and addicted and wants to take her the Kim Kardashian route to save some time. She will be filming porn before she knows it.

New boyfriend is finally able to drink legally

There is going to be another guest for the holidays at this family Thanksgiving dinner because the father of this A list celebrity has someone special in his life who he is calling his boyfriend and apparently is ready for him to meet the family. The good news is that the new boyfriend is finally able to drink legally. Yeah, apparently the old man likes them young.

Must have been one heck of a Thanksgiving at her house

It is hard to believe that this former A list tweener was once this naive but for almost a year she had no idea her boyfriend was also sleeping with a guy. A much older guy. So there was our tweener about to have a procedure to take care of her pregnancy and her boyfriend who got her pregnant was having sex with an old man. Must have been one heck of a Thanksgiving at her house.