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How does TV Guy do it? He works a full-time job… has a wife and little kids at home… and yet he still has the energy to party solo until the wee hours of the morning! Wait a minute. This all sounds so familiar. Didn’t we tell you a similar story last year?

When he gets older he is going to be a nasty drunk.

Continuing the awards, the winner for most drunk is a tie. Yes, again, there are two winners. One, who was being a fun drunk and stumbling her way through the parties after getting a good start during the show is this actress who stars on a hit almost television show which was a big winner last night. This fake fun loving talk show host was sullen to put it mildly and bitter and rude as the night and parties progressed. There were a lot of people who saw his true colors. When he gets older he is going to be a nasty drunk.

Either he has an open marriage… or he is simply a chronic cheater.

This very famous TV star was at the theater the other night with an attractive blonde. They were holding hands and leaning in to one another and whispering and giggling together. Before kissing, he glanced around nervously to see if anyone was watching. Why should he care if anyone saw him kissing an attractive blonde? Because the woman was definitely NOT his wife! This is a guy who LOVES to use his wife and child/ren for interviews and photo ops and pretend that he is such a devoted family man! The truth is that he spends very little time with them. Late at night he is much more likely to be out with another woman than home in bed with his wife. Either he has an open marriage… or he is simply a chronic cheater.

If they only knew what he had really been doing last night

He is so likable on television that it’s hard to imagine this guy is such a shitty, drunk, cheating jerk in real life. You have probably heard about his recent bar adventures. But what you may not know is how often these bar adventures occur: Every. Night. We’re talking about a fortyish married guy with a young baby, going out every night after work, getting drunk off his ass until two or three in the morning, picking up girls who are half his age, and then spending the night with them at their place or a hotel! And here’s the really funny part: The next day he goes back to work and gushes about how much he loves his wife and baby, and prompting the audience to marvel over what a great husband and father he is! If they only knew what he had really been doing last night, they might not think he is such a great guy tonight.

Is sexting cheating?

Is sexting cheating because if it is then this talk show host is cheating on his wife with this B- list actress/comic. Things have been hot and heavy with the pair for about a month. They have always sexted but friends of the comic say it has turned into serious sexting and that the comic is now obsessed with not going anywhere she might not be able to use her phone because she doesn't want to miss a text from the talk show host.

Our talk show host is a spanker

This late night talk show host ditched his wife for a few hours to go to a party. He said it was a boring industry thing. Turns out it was a lunch time bachelor party at a strip club and who knew, but our talk show host is a spanker.

They used donor eggs and a surrogate to carry the baby

He is a television star who tried long and hard to have a baby with his S.O. Now that the baby is here, though, he is being a real jerk about it! He doesn’t go home after work, and he has little interaction with either the baby or the mother. What’s going on here? Well, we’ve gotten to the root of the problem. He is privately telling friends that he doesn’t really consider the baby "ours"! The couple had so many fertility problems that they eventually used donor eggs and a surrogate to carry the baby. Now he says that his S.O. isn’t the baby’s "real mother" and that they aren’t the baby’s "real parents.

Even though she is married she is perfectly willing to make her married A list co-star happy

This actress is B- list. Mostly television. Even though some people would even say she is a C+ list actress everyone who sees her recognizes her instantly. She was on one of the most popular shows of all time. Even though she is married she is perfectly willing to make her married A list co-star happy any way he needs to be happy. So far he has resisted her efforts but she likes the guys on her shows to be dedicated to her so she can stick around the entire run of the show.