This former A list singer turned movie actress turned reality star turned celebrity was obnoxiously drunk this past weekend. No coke spotted but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t there. Sometimes when certain family members are around she really hides it well. So, she doesn’t have to share.
This former A list singer turned box office champ turned reality star turned frequent plastic surgery recipient is being blackmailed by her husband. I think it is probably one of the reasons she stays so medicated.
The less well known/arguably less talented of these singing sisters is back on coke after giving it up for sometime. She is going through a lot of issues unrelated to the coke and her family members don’t seem to be helping her out.
Dear former A list singer with a very nice side gig from a celebrity family,
Next time you emerge from the bathroom, check your dress for white powder or wear something else. Goodness. Did you spill it on yourself?
Love & Bacon,
Despite becoming a huge fashion mogul, this former A list performer (singer)/reality star was not invited to the Met Gala this year because Anna Wintour thinks the fashion brand and the normal style of our A lister is beneath the Gala. I disagree.
This A list celebrity who used to be a singer and has A+ list name recognition looks amazing these days but says that her unemployed boyfriend smokes so much pot that he would rather smoke than have sex with her and they only have sex about once a month.
This B list singer/celebrity/former reality star is used to getting all the attention so when her sister started getting some at a recent photo shoot our celebrity told her sister to leave. The celebrity said that her sister needs to learn her place.
This former A list singer/celebrity who is now just an A list celebrity who does other things well too, was having drinks with her boyfriend at a bar this week and when she thought he was starting to get too drunk said, "I had an enema today for you so you better not get drunk and pass out."
Dear ___________ (dadager)
A little holiday present for you. That guy who wants to be your future son in law is spending thousands on Viagra every month to convince your daughter that he is straight. Maybe over the pumpkin pie you could talk to him about your turkey leg.