January 26, 2014

No cheating outside the bedroom

This model used to be A+ list. The biggest name in the world or close to it. She is married now to a movie guy. The model has always been known to have the kinkiest sex ever. Some say it is because of where she grew up. She is into anything and everything but wants her partner to be loyal. No cheating outside the bedroom. She has to be with you at all times. So, the couple had sex with this B list movie/television actress who was also doing something else with the husband. Well, one thing led to another and the threesome turned into a twosome which violated rule #1 of the wife. The husband didn't want to give that up so has been in denial mode ever since.
January 16, 2014

She was headed to an early happy hour

This B- list mostly television actress who is on a cable show was out to lunch yesterday and sucked back a bottle and a half of wine with her baby in tow. The waiter asked if the actress wanted the rest of the second bottle and the actress said no because she was headed to an early happy hour. Lovely.
November 8, 2013

Apparently their worries did not try and keep her from driving

This B list mostly television actress from a very hit television show tried to buy booze yesterday at the grocery store with other products. No big deal except she was already hammered so the store refused to sell it to her. They said she reeked of booze and could barely form a sentence. Apparently their worries did not try and keep her from driving though.
October 16, 2013

She reeked of booze

This B list mostly television actress from a very hit show who just happens to also be starring in a sure fire movie bomb which is due out now, was at a pumpkin patch with her kid and stopped people in their tracks with how much she reeked of booze. She drove them both there and home.
September 24, 2013

Likes drinking and married men

Emmy Awards: "I don't understand why they even have to be here. This is for us. We are professional and they aren't. Why don't they get real jobs?" Heard from this B list actress after she walked the red carpet. She splits her time between her very hit cable show and making bad movies. Also likes drinking and married men.