January Jones – Page 2

He lets her pay all the bills.

This alliterate A- list (but really B+, but she recently bought me a drink, well not specifically me, we were all at a table and she bought the group a drink, so I gave her a little boost to A- for this one blind) mostly television actress says that her now ex who is a former network reality star wannabe actor cheated on the actress on a milestone kind of day for the actress and then completely broke it off for his new love who is a celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister or two.

She just won’t go on the record yet because she is scared what happened to the other woman will happen to her.

I love a good bar. I especially love a good open bar. You know who else loves an open bar? This alliterate B+ list mostly television actress. I usually bump her up to A- when we drink because she lets me ask her about things. If I ever see her away from a bar, she is pretty aloof and shy and runs away as fast as she can from anything to do with any kind of talking other than what she is working on.

Long time PR person dumped the actress too

This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress was confronted last night about her racist beliefs. This has really been causing issues in her life as it should. That B+ list alliterate actress who loves her beer recently ended their decade long friendship because of it and a long time PR person dumped the actress too.

She lost all the weight but now has a much more expensive habit

This B+ list alliteration actress has given up her favorite past time which was drinking beer. She reveled in it. She was also gaining weight so now she is doing coke.

She had to drink more than just her usual beer so she was a mess.

I noticed there were a whole lot of before photos of this alliterate B+ list mostly television actress before the drinking began, but none after it started or the end result. She had to drink more than just her usual beer so she was a mess. Combine that with the location and it was just asking for trouble.

Not sure getting wasted on tequila was probably the right thing to do

There is talk that this B list alliterate actress (not Amy Adams) is pregnant. Not sure getting wasted on tequila was probably the right thing to do if so.

She is very good at keeping secrets. Until she isn’t.

You remember that married director who is the father of the baby we don’t talk about but we all talk about? Yeah, well he is hooking up with one of the stars of his latest movie.

You can’t ask her if she is sober now because that is rude.

I never thought I would see it happen. The last time I know it happened was over five years ago. It was the first time I personally saw this B list mostly television actress who is an alliteration go an entire night out without drinking.

Her sneezes start quietly but as they continue, she can’t hold back and they get more loud.

Sometimes when our favorite alliterate B+ list mostly television actress gets just to the point of drunk, she starts sneezing. A lot. As in every ten seconds until she drinks some more. Her sneezes start quietly but as they continue, she can’t hold back and they get more loud.

Thankfully actress had Uber over the weekend

Thankfully this B+ list mostly television actress with the alliteration for a name had Uber over the weekend because she was falling down drunk at a high profile event. Her heels were definitely not helping the situation either.

She won multiple burping contests and other bar challenges

This one is silly, but wanted to include it. At a bar on Tuesday night, this B+ list mostly television actress who was on a cable hit and is on a middling network hit was drinking beer as she is wont to do and won multiple burping contests and other bar challenges.

She watched a woman have her car towed because she was parked illegally

KINDNESS: This B+ list mostly television actress from a hit cable show who I don't like very much and never seems to do anything nice except for herself, watched a woman have her car towed because she was parked illegally. The woman had a toddler with her and the woman said she had no money to get the car out of being towed so our actress drove her and the toddler to the impound lot and paid the fees to have the car released.