December 19, 2017

She lost all the weight but now has a much more expensive habit

This B+ list alliteration actress has given up her favorite past time which was drinking beer. She reveled in it. She was also gaining weight so now she is doing coke.
September 22, 2017

She had to drink more than just her usual beer so she was a mess.

I noticed there were a whole lot of before photos of this alliterate B+ list mostly television actress before the drinking began, but none after it started or the end result. She had to drink more than just her usual beer so she was a mess. Combine that with the location and it was just asking for trouble.
August 19, 2017

Not sure getting wasted on tequila was probably the right thing to do

There is talk that this B list alliterate actress (not Amy Adams) is pregnant. Not sure getting wasted on tequila was probably the right thing to do if so.
August 2, 2017

She is very good at keeping secrets. Until she isn’t.

You remember that married director who is the father of the baby we don’t talk about but we all talk about? Yeah, well he is hooking up with one of the stars of his latest movie.
June 9, 2017

You can’t ask her if she is sober now because that is rude.

I never thought I would see it happen. The last time I know it happened was over five years ago. It was the first time I personally saw this B list mostly television actress who is an alliteration go an entire night out without drinking.
November 20, 2016

Her sneezes start quietly but as they continue, she can’t hold back and they get more loud.

Sometimes when our favorite alliterate B+ list mostly television actress gets just to the point of drunk, she starts sneezing. A lot. As in every ten seconds until she drinks some more. Her sneezes start quietly but as they continue, she can’t hold back and they get more loud.
October 14, 2016

Thankfully actress had Uber over the weekend

Thankfully this B+ list mostly television actress with the alliteration for a name had Uber over the weekend because she was falling down drunk at a high profile event. Her heels were definitely not helping the situation either.
October 13, 2016

She won multiple burping contests and other bar challenges

This one is silly, but wanted to include it. At a bar on Tuesday night, this B+ list mostly television actress who was on a cable hit and is on a middling network hit was drinking beer as she is wont to do and won multiple burping contests and other bar challenges.