Asparagus Pee

He Smelled Her 'Asparagus Pee' on a Date? How thirsty do you have to be for clicks to tell a story about your pee and a superhero?

Of course it wasn’t going to work out.

I told you when this B+ list country singer/reality star started hooking up with the new guy, it would be trouble, just like the previous two men. She goes into these thinking it has to be exclusive immediately and gives the guys no breathing room and it is intense 24/7 from the jump. Of course it wasn't going to work out.

I feel like our perpetual victim must sleep with a hose in her mouth all night just to quench that thirst.

The singer/actress who is perpetually a victim to every man who has ever entered her life and tries to be the center of attention every chance she gets, somehow found a way to insert herself into the whole A list "singer" thing. Not the actual A lister herself, because lets be honest, she probably has no idea who the victim is, but reached out to a bunch of tabloids to tell them how she is helping the sibling of the singer. I feel like our perpetual victim must sleep with a hose in her mouth all night just to quench that thirst.

Every time she brings it up, people are reminded he was the bad guy

This A-/B+ list-ish singer/actress never stops talking about her personal life and her husband has had enough because people remind him of it on a daily basis because she seemingly brings it up on a daily basis. Every time she brings it up, people are reminded he was the bad guy because she reminds people every single time that he was the bad guy.