The women don’t even have to be single.

A few years ago, this leading film actor felt compelled to have a famous beard to trot out in public. There were formal contracts and appearance schedules and scheduled paparazzi to ensure that he looked like he was in a serious relationship with a woman. It was very stressful for him. He hasn’t done the beard contract thing in a couple of years. Now he just makes sure that he is seen on a “date” every once in a blue moon with a work colleague.

Before shooting even began everyone decided she had to go

This B list mostly movie actress sibling of an almost A list mostly movie actor had a meeting which was a formality prior to being cast in a new movie. She was such a pain to everyone she met that day and acted like a diva that the director told the producers he couldn't work with the actress. The producers decided to hire her anyway and she signed the contract. Before shooting even began everyone decided she had to go and the producers ate her entire $2M salary just because she wasn't worth the hassle.

It is the kind of reckless behaviour he’s been able to control through much of his success and for many years now

He took off for the desert recently. To relax. And party. Without his girl. And gets high and hooks up with random men online (he likes them super pretty and super jacked), inviting them to his hotel room for a night of drugs and sex. Two problems here. First, he’s a recovering addict and second, when he goes on these tears, he doesn’t use condoms. It’s the kind of reckless behaviour he’s been able to control through much of his success and for many years now. Curiously though, the last time this happened it was also during one of his transformations. Back then though, there was no explosion of social media and everyone taking pictures. Considering that he’s been hooking up with dudes who are on the young side (but totally legal), he’s risking being exposed by someone who’s out to show off and exploit.

There is an exercise company that specializes in providing women

This former A+ list celebrity/singer who is now an A- lister because of his name learned the same thing that this A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee learned. There is an exercise company that specializes in providing women on both coasts to fulfill certain fetishes and all that is required is that you get photographed in a class or leaving a class or wearing the t-shirt.

Her second was an older singer.

We had to laugh about the reports of this pop star losing her virginity to an actor. Her first was a young former pop star. Her second was an older singer. The actor may or may not have been a very distant third.

A woman describing her relationship with this A list mostly movie actor

"We dated for six months and he never came right out and told me he was gay but the only time he showed any affection was outside when cameras were a possibility. He never spent the night and asked me to spend the night only when I was drunk and we never slept in the same bed. He spent a lot of money on me and went through the motions but it was just all so strange."

It’s looking like a good pension plan

Taylor Swift told me she could imagine a time when she’d stop performing and just be a writer. "When I’m 40 and nobody wants to see me in a sparkly dress anymore, I’ll be, like: ‘Cool, I’ll just go in the studio and write songs for kids.’ It’s looking like a good pension plan." Perhaps. But Swift’s songwriting may be too quirky, too personal, to fit all comers. Swift’s parents named her after James Taylor, and she has a seventies-folkie’s soul; she is a confessor, a memoirist. You could call Swift a generational bard: She merges the ­pleasures of old-fashioned songcraft with millennial social-media oversharing.

He hasn’t had a sober day in a long time

This talented actor is really a nice, rather quiet and shy guy when he is sober. That is probably the general impression you have of him… and you’d be right, too. When he’s not sober, though, he turns into a real asshole. He becomes the school bully, belligerent and obnoxious, willing to argue with, push, or punch anyone who goes up against him. There have been lots of injuries when he does this. You just don’t usually hear about them. You know he’s spiraling out of control, though, when his publicist has to jump in and make up ridiculous stories about him. It’s getting worse, too.

Maybe that is why he is going so method for his current role

This A list mostly movie actor needs to have a hit soon or he is going to drop to B list. Maybe that is why he is going so method for his current role. Anyway our actor was spotted at a club the other night with a guy who is most definitely not his girlfriend. Someone brought out a cell phone to take a photo and our actor went off on the guy and then two others got involved and the guy taking the photo was bombarded by people screaming at him about outing people. No punches were thrown but hey, lots of screaming. A shove perhaps? A finger poke?

He didn’t leave with the girlfriend

This A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was out two nights ago with his boyfriend. Yes, sure his girlfriend was there too but he didn't come in with the girlfriend she came later. He didn't leave with the girlfriend, she left earlier. He did leave about one minute from his boyfriend though who had a car waiting right behind our actor.

You are gay though right?

This A list mostly movie actor who flirts with A+ list yelled at a man on the street who called the actor gay. The actor went nuts. The actor was telling the story at a bar and one of the women with him said, "You are gay though right?"