May 30, 2017

This is really getting confusing with the whole beard thing and the life event thing

This foreign born model/actress/pro beard shared a bed this week with one of the top 10 richest men in the world. So, this is really getting confusing with the whole beard thing and the life event thing and where all that stands.
May 16, 2017

Perhaps the two babies share the same dad.

I find it utterly fascinating that this closeted A+ list mostly movie actor just had a baby and his long time barely legal closeted boyfriend who sounds like a Britney Spears song is also due to have a baby. We already know the story of the latter pregnancy situation but I have never been told who the dad is. Perhaps the two babies share the same dad.
April 25, 2017

Two PR teams can’t decide on a story to stick to.

There is so much buzz right now about the "baby" of this A+ list mostly movie actor and the woman he calls his girlfriend that it is deafening. The biggest issue right now which is causing the buzz is two PR teams who can’t decide on a story to stick to.
April 19, 2017

The only thing the birth of a baby has done is…

The only thing the birth of a baby has done is make this closeted A+ list mostly movie actor even more determined to spend time with his boyfriend.
April 15, 2017

His PR people are freaking out because the kid looks nothing like him

The newborn child of that closeted A-list actor and his beard has been shrouded in secrecy. His PR people are freaking out because the kid looks nothing like him and it resembles a Middle Eastern businessman she slept with around the time the child was conceived. The PR people contacted Kneepads for the "exclusive" and a splashy cover story may be coming soon.
February 21, 2017

Apparently our actor was incensed that she was taking too long getting out of the car

A bystander had to intervene in an argument this weekend between this A+ list mostly movie actor and the foreign born model/actress he calls his girlfriend. Apparently our actor was incensed that she was taking too long getting out of the car and over to the beach to meet a pap for some shots. Apparently things got nasty and the bystander stepped in.
January 10, 2017

She has her own place. He pays for it, but they don’t live together.

The kiss butt tabloids love to mention this closeted A+ list mostly movie actor lives with his beard. Nope. She has her own place. He pays for it, but they don’t live together. That would not work for either of them.
January 2, 2017

Federal investigators have interviewed this foreign born model

Apparently for the past two days, federal investigators have interviewed this foreign born A- list model/wannabe actress who we all know for her service to this A+ list mostly movie actor.