He is always trying to text her, but is blocked.

The story goes that this B+ list celebrity offspring found text messages on her husband's phone. Her husband, a foreign born A- list singer supposedly had messages from his A- list ex on his phone. Not exactly. He is always trying to text her, but is blocked. He uses her name in his phone though for someone he is cheating on his wife with.

Wanted someone who looks like his ex I guess.

Last week while his wife was out for most of the night, this foreign born former A+ list tweener hooked up with a brunette with one of our former tweener's friends acting as an intermediary. Wanted someone who looks like his ex I guess.

He wants nothing to do with it

This celebrity offspring who does have her own show she hosts, at least for a season is pitching a show starring her significant other. The thing is though, he wants nothing to do with it, so it is going to be interesting if she sells it based on him and he is never in it.

Umm, it is the other way around.

This celebrity offspring who managed to land a hosting gig after getting married, is dropping hints that it is the A- list singer who is reaching out to the husband of the host and not the other way around. Umm, it is the other way around.

They just want to get their hands back on his money.

This foreign born A+ list former tweener turned adult tweaker/singer is being counseled to try and get an annulment and use addiction as the reason. That wouldn't work though so that is some bad advice. They just want to get their hands back on his money.

3 blinds in a row

Our favorite alliterate actress turned celebrity is accepting money from designers to wear certain clothes and products. She doesn't care at all that it is against protocol. She is cashing in. / The person who was rude to this alliterate celebrity and her significant other at the post Grammy party hosted by the pair is this foreign born permanent A+ list model/reality host/mogul. / This foreign born former A+ list tweener sent a six figure gift to his ex. I'm guessing the wife doesn't know.

She got trapped in a corner.

The female married celebrity offspring of a celebrity who really has to use that last name more and more to get any kind of job got trapped in a corner. A reporter asked our offspring her thoughts on Chris Brown's history of violence towards women. The offspring expressed her condemnation.

He has been resistant to buying a home

This foreign born former A+ list tweener has been resistant to buying a home because then it would lock him into a marriage he is not certain he wants to be in. Another issue he faces getting to his ex is the A+ list singer who is now paying for the security of her bff to help make sure the former tweener gets nowhere near the ex.