3 blinds in a row

This foreign born former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer is hooking up once again with a look a like to his ex. / A divorce in name only. / It is not a good look for this A+ list mostly movie actor to blame everyone else for going cheap on making products, when he was involved in every step.

She wants people to think she has been single for the past couple of years because it makes her story better

The former tweener turned adult singer/actress wants people to think she has been single for the past couple of years because it makes her story better and also is a dig at the celebrity offspring because it will make her more paranoid that our actress is pining. Our actress has dated and been involved in a fairly serious relationship at one point too in these past couple of years.

All the drugs he takes makes him impotent

This married barely there celebrity offspring of a higher on the list, but not by much, parent says she barely ever has sex with her A list husband because all the drugs he takes makes him impotent most of the time. / This foreign born former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer was barely coherent yesterday while interacting with people. He looked as if he was going to pass out any second.

Now the offspring is back to full on jealousy/stalking mode

This B list celebrity offspring knows that her husband would dump her in a second if his ex would agree to take him back. She noticed that her husband was recently reaching out to people again to get contact info for the ex, so now the offspring is back to full on jealousy/stalking mode.

They will not let him go without releasing that collateral.

The celebrity offspring has attended events sponsored by this church for quite some time. It is how she met the A+ list actor who wanted her to be the one he married instead of the one he did. However, this recent weekend is the first time she convinced her husband to attend. Everything was laid on thick for the husband who has some collateral left behind at his other church and they will not let him go without releasing that collateral.

2 blinds in a row

It isn't a very inclusive situation when this foreign born former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer and his celebrity wife go to church. They are seated in a separate area with bodyguards surrounding them to keep anyone away from them. / This A list singer/sometime reality star who has some bad press right now kissed the butt of that rich guy while she was on a yacht and then played his company picnic last night.

Lame excuse

A lame excuse, but something that will save her grief down the road for this celebrity offspring/wannabe model who is married and wanted to start her own cosmetics line. She wouldn't have sold enough.

She said she is kicking herself now.

This celebrity offspring of a barely there actor who will never be the biggest in the family or even the second biggest told friends that she went out on a couple of secret dates with this A+ list mostly movie actor before the former tweener called wanting to get married. She said she then stopped talking to the A+ lister and he went and got married. She said she is kicking herself now.

Dear Permanent Sunglasses Wearer

How come you didn't fact check that claim by the foreign born former A+ list tweener turned adult mess about his se-x claim. I can think of three women off the top of my head who would disagree with his claim, including the one who was presumably next to him during the interview.