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July 12, 2020

He did so on purpose.

Apparently a few weeks ago this former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer locked his wife in their home using an automatic lock system. He did so on purpose.
June 29, 2020

Offspring is there for moral support for her friend

Several years ago, it would have been a twofer for sure involving these two A-/B+ list models. Now, it appears this celebrity offspring is there for moral support for her friend who is yachting not for money but to find a husband.
May 24, 2020

She is correct in that she has never touched her face, but others have.

The B- list celebrity offspring who married the former A+ list tweener used very careful wording when denying plastic surgery. She is correct in that she has never touched her face, but others have. Often.
March 18, 2020

It is unknown who the actor is.

The wife of this foreign born permanent A list singer has him stay with a nurse all day while she is hooking up with an actor she has always liked. At this point, it is unknown who the actor is.
March 6, 2020

She is taking the time to party

Not sure if sharing rolled up Euros to do lines of cocaine is something you should be doing during this outbreak, but the barely there celebrity offspring is out of the country and away from her cheating A list husband, so is taking the time to party and share a few Euros with fellow devotees of the white powder.
February 7, 2020

There has been no more talk of tax liens or losing their homes in foreclosure either.

Of course the barely there celebrity parent of this barely there celebrity was thrilled she was getting married. Since then, the offspring has been able to support everyone and they haven't had to work. There has been no more talk of tax liens or losing their homes in foreclosure either.
January 25, 2020

Her significant other should probably take his meth use elsewhere.

Once again, if this barely there celebrity offspring of barely there celebrities from a celebrity family is pregnant, then coke is going to have to stop being her best friend and her significant other should probably take his meth use elsewhere.
December 9, 2019

Seems like a fine reason.

The B- list celebrity offspring who seemingly gets less famous, the longer she is married is the one who wants to have children because she thinks it will finally lock in her i.v using celebrity husband and he won't want to stray. Seems like a fine reason.
December 3, 2019

She a mess this week

This barely there celebrity offspring who tries really hard and has made it higher on the list than her famous parental unit was a mess this week. Talking about her husband she broke down and it was apparently really sad to see someone crying and doing coke at the same time.
November 21, 2019

3 blinds in a row

This foreign born former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer is hooking up once again with a look a like to his ex. / A divorce in name only. / It is not a good look for this A+ list mostly movie actor to blame everyone else for going cheap on making products, when he was involved in every step.
November 9, 2019

She wants people to think she has been single for the past couple of years because it makes her story better

The former tweener turned adult singer/actress wants people to think she has been single for the past couple of years because it makes her story better and also is a dig at the celebrity offspring because it will make her more paranoid that our actress is pining. Our actress has dated and been involved in a fairly serious relationship at one point too in these past couple of years.
October 31, 2019

All the drugs he takes makes him impotent

This married barely there celebrity offspring of a higher on the list, but not by much, parent says she barely ever has sex with her A list husband because all the drugs he takes makes him impotent most of the time. / This foreign born former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer was barely coherent yesterday while interacting with people. He looked as if he was going to pass out any second.