Not sure if sharing rolled up Euros to do lines of cocaine is something you should be doing during this outbreak, but the barely there celebrity offspring is out of the country and away from her cheating A list husband, so is taking the time to party and share a few Euros with fellow devotees of the white powder.
Of course the barely there celebrity parent of this barely there celebrity was thrilled she was getting married. Since then, the offspring has been able to support everyone and they haven't had to work. There has been no more talk of tax liens or losing their homes in foreclosure either.
Once again, if this barely there celebrity offspring of barely there celebrities from a celebrity family is pregnant, then coke is going to have to stop being her best friend and her significant other should probably take his meth use elsewhere.
The B- list celebrity offspring who seemingly gets less famous, the longer she is married is the one who wants to have children because she thinks it will finally lock in her i.v using celebrity husband and he won't want to stray. Seems like a fine reason.
This barely there celebrity offspring who tries really hard and has made it higher on the list than her famous parental unit was a mess this week. Talking about her husband she broke down and it was apparently really sad to see someone crying and doing coke at the same time.
This foreign born former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer is hooking up once again with a look a like to his ex. / A divorce in name only. / It is not a good look for this A+ list mostly movie actor to blame everyone else for going cheap on making products, when he was involved in every step.
The former tweener turned adult singer/actress wants people to think she has been single for the past couple of years because it makes her story better and also is a dig at the celebrity offspring because it will make her more paranoid that our actress is pining. Our actress has dated and been involved in a fairly serious relationship at one point too in these past couple of years.
This married barely there celebrity offspring of a higher on the list, but not by much, parent says she barely ever has sex with her A list husband because all the drugs he takes makes him impotent most of the time. / This foreign born former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer was barely coherent yesterday while interacting with people. He looked as if he was going to pass out any second.
At this point, everyone wants this former tweener turned A- list singer/bad actress to openly start baiting the barely there celebrity offspring. The offspring is obsessed with the ex of her husband and spends a lot of her day worrying her husband is going to run off with his ex. That won't happen, but he might see other people.
This B list celebrity offspring knows that her husband would dump her in a second if his ex would agree to take him back. She noticed that her husband was recently reaching out to people again to get contact info for the ex, so now the offspring is back to full on jealousy/stalking mode.