Gwyneth Paltrow – Page 7

He didn’t get any sex and none the next morning

Golden Globes: On Saturday night this A list celebrity spent a ton of money on his A list mostly movie actress wife. She begged and pleaded for him to buy it for her. She doesn't ever spend her own money on anything. He bought it and apparently expected some sex that night which might be understandable considering he spent almost $1M. He didn't get any sex and none the next morning and by the time the Globes occurred our celebrity was in a really bad mood and he was openly fighting with his wife in a very subtle classy kind of way. Apparently this is not the first thing he has bought her recently to try and make her happy and it was not his choice to move to LA and for two married people they hate was palpable.

She had her breasts in full view

This former A+ list mostly movie actress who still has A+ list name recognition but is down to a B lister acting wise was at a party two nights ago and had her breasts in full view. She was stopped several times by people to point it out but she just let it be for a good twenty minutes.

She says it upsets her routine if she sees them before 10am

This A- list mostly movie actress/Academy Award winner/nominee who would probably be a B+ if she didn't get a lucky break in her few billion dollar movies, doesn't see her kids before 10am. Even if she wakes up earlier than that, she says it upsets her routine if she sees them before that time, so has the maid or her husband watch them.

She says her husband is EEEE

This Academy Award winner and B+/A- list actress that everyone loves to hate has an expression for when a guy has serviced her orally. She refers to it as taking the E train because she only likes to do it when she is riding and says Eeeee a whole lot. She also uses it as a rating system and says her husband is EEEE. The A+ list mostly movie actor she used to date only got one E. Apparently he was not a fan of it.

It’s simple math!

This award-winning actress was born with a silver spoon in her mouth, and has probably never set foot in a discount department store. She certainly won’t be camping out on line for a flat-screen TV at 4:00 am this Friday. However, she does display a rather remarkable insensitivity to those can’t afford luxury items. The shallow actress was asked about shopping after Thanksgiving. A friend jokingly asked her if she was planning to battle the crowds on Black Friday. "Oh, my god! Could you even imagine being in a store on Friday with the great unwashed, pushing and shoving to save a couple of dollars on some cheap plastic handbag or a cheap plastic watch?

Everyone mentioned here is a major celebrity

The First Wife is still trying to figure out if she wants to be one. She and her husband have been through a lot the last few years, on both sides. It was before the trouble though when she had an affair with a colleague -- still above the line, but with a smaller spotlight, both compared to First Wife and his own wife who's just as famous too, and should be just as acclaimed. The affair was intense, so intense that First Wife wanted to end her marriage and he was going to end his marriage but then her husband needed her in crisis. So she helped him recover, and as soon as he healed, she fell apart. By the time she got it together, her moment with her lover had passed.

Not that she doesn’t smoke pot

This A- list mostly movie actress who is also an Academy Award nominee/winner is beloved by no one (not Anne Hathaway) and is so concerned about her own image that she refused to let people smoke pot at her house for fear someone would take a photo and she might be in the photo. Not that she doesn't smoke pot because she does. It is probably the only time she ever relaxes her sphincter muscles.

She has sex with the celebrity husband of our actress on a very frequent basis

I always think it is funny when this former A list mostly movie actress/Academy Award winner gets some comeuppance. She had no idea that she was talking to a woman the other night at a party who has sex with the celebrity husband of our actress on a very frequent basis.

The elder A-lister got wind of this and rightfully went apeshit

Lots of skeletons in these two A-list celebrity's closets. They used to be very close friends, actually it was a three some of A-list BFFs they belonged to, and no one has ever been able to figure out why they had such a horrific falling out. And after they did, the third wheel in the threesome, this A-list celebrity remained loyal to the older A-lister. Turns out, the younger A-lister isn't the pretty, perfect, princess she wants the world to believe. She's actually a bit of a slut, quite frankly. A boring slut, but a slut nonetheless. She doesn't care if she's married or they're married, if she wants it, she goes after it.

One has really dirty nails and I’m scared of him

The biggest a-hole of the day award today goes to this barely hanging onto A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner. It isn't often you see an actor or actress think so highly of themselves that they think they are truly better than everyone around them but this actress has always felt that way and it appears it is getting worse. Our actress was filming some commercials and went off on a couple of different crew members who dared speak to her. One of them was a lighting guy who asked if she could move a foot or two to the correct mark. She hissed at him and threatened him with a firing.

PI delivered the news on Saturday

This A+ list celebrity found out over the weekend that all of the rumors about her A+ list celebrity husband and his cheating ways over the years was true. She had a private detective follow up on some of the accusations that have been made by him. He delivered the news on Saturday.

He treated her like crap

This Academy Award winning actress who is A list but thinks of her self as A++++++++++++ list and that she is above everyone else in the world says that she has never felt worse as a woman than when she was dating this A list mostly movie actor who is also an Academy Award winner. He treated her like crap and made her feel cheap she said.