Gwyneth Paltrow – Page 3

She is going to be squeezed out if she tries to sell any similar products.

In these difficult times this permanent A- list actress wanted to sell some more overpriced fakery and corner the market in Kneepads. She has made a deal where they get a big chunk of change through a partnership with her and some of her items and they get to write really nice stuff about her and ignore the quack items. Oh, and it also means the former alliterate actress is going to be squeezed out if she tries to sell any similar products.

This will not turn out well.

The former A list mostly movie actress who will always be remembered for stealing a script and how she got her Oscar is back working with fellow snake oil salesperson/gym owner. This will not turn out well.

Can’t wait for the new line of candles.

The top marketing guru for the permanent A- list actress had a meeting with the alliterate royal. Can't wait for the new line of candles.

She was talking smack about several of her exes

This permanent A- list mostly movie actress who stole her way to the top was talking smack about several of her exes, including two A list mostly movie actors who she complained had no drive to succeed and were only interested in having se-x and partying which is why she likes her current significant other because he has drive and is willing to have se-x with others and not her.

She talked about a vegan lube that she loves

At a recent holiday party, this A- list mostly movie actress turned annoying lifestyle influencer spent a good thirty minutes talking about her favorite sex toy and then pulled it out of her purse and talked about a vegan lube that she loves.

Everyone in the industry knows how she got a certain role and how she got that nomination.

A lot of revisionist history with this former A+ list mostly movie actress with an Oscar win/nomination and her dealings with the disgraced producer. Everyone in the industry knows how she got a certain role and how she got that nomination.

Of course she doesn’t even remember working with him

He is on and off the number one movie star of all time box office wise. So, of course this former A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee doesn't even remember working with him, or really anyone else that isn't convenient to her story which she always shares. There is quite possibly no other movie actress who has been more into herself and cares less about others.

She is employing almost exclusively current and former timeshare sales people

This former A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is employing almost exclusively current and former timeshare sales people to sell her own products and to host seminars.

Apparently there are some recordings made during a meeting

Apparently there are some recordings made during a meeting where this former A+ list mostly movie actress is openly discussing how much the company can charge people for the products she sells which are essentially worthless.

Of course her current husband is cheating

I'm not sure what this permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner expected. The way she interacts with her husband is going to give him a billion opportunities to cheat just like her ex and of course her current husband is cheating.

They were married when the child was born.

This foreign born A list singer who all of you know from an A+ list group all of you know has a secret child.

She hooked up multiple times with this very rich person

A big buzz last night with people talking that a few years ago this permanent A list mostly movie actress who only now acts in one franchise because she is worried about her side gig hooked up multiple times with this very rich person/wannabe politician.