September 1, 2019

Turns out she has no disease that she thought she had for years. Huh.

According to one of many from a recent season of a network reality show, he told multiple people that the foreign born former reality star who has multiple barely there celebrity offspring said it turns out she has no disease that she thought she had for years. Huh.
August 19, 2019

Hanging out and sleeping with drug dealers sometimes leads to bad results.

Hanging out and sleeping with drug dealers sometimes leads to bad results. Just ask this celebrity offspring of barely there celebrities.
June 24, 2019

Mind control? Hacks?

This latest time might have been a hack, but what about all the other times this celebrity offspring/model has used the N word? Mind control? Hacks?
May 27, 2019

A decade from now, there probably won’t be anything real left in or on her.

By my count, this A- list model who really only got to be a model because she is a celebrity offspring of some barely there celebrities is still fairly young. Unlike a sibling, this family member has embraced multiple surgeries and procedures and doesn't seem to want to stop. A decade from now, there probably won't be anything real left in or on her.
April 3, 2019

She was coming off a three day bender and acted like it.

I'm not sure how much footage from a commercial this celebrity offspring/model shot is going to be usable. She was coming off a three day bender and acted like it.
March 27, 2019

3 blinds in a row

This female former A+ list reality star who everyone still dislikes offered $10K to this foreign born female A list singer for sex. The singer turned her down. / At least she gets outside the house during the day, but there have been dead bodies that look more healthy than this A- list model/celebrity offspring of really low on the list celebrities. Don't do drugs. / There is a convicted murderer publicly hanging out with a way underage C list social media celebrity. The killer previously admitted to having sex with a 14 year old boy, in a book about 2 decades ago. Of course, it’s really rape, since 14 year olds can’t consent.
March 4, 2019

It is the only way she gets on the show.

This celebrity offspring who is kind of a model and kind of just famous for being famous has some kind of sexual encounter with this talk show host each time he books her on the show. It is the only way she gets on the show.
February 17, 2019

To distract, she is bringing up all that disease stuff that everyone already knows is crap.

This celebrity offspring/sibling who owes any kind of fame to the limited amount her mom received is on drugs. It is bad. To distract, she is bringing up all that disease stuff that everyone already knows is crap. Why do magazines keep printing it??