Apparently he has not told his mother he is in the closet.

Apparently this closeted foreign born A+ list athlete everywhere but in the US and Canada has not told his mother he is in the closet. Therefore, the mother thinks the money he is paying to his "girlfriend" constitutes gold digging rather than a bearding contract. Oh, the things the mother says because she heard the girlfriend asking for her $50K for the month.

His long time boyfriend though would be his best man.

This foreign born A+ list athlete in every corner of the world except this corner has never come out to his mother. He wants to let her see him get married to a woman before she dies, so he may indeed get married to his beard. His long time boyfriend though would be his best man.

5 blinds in a row

This A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee went from one franchise to the next and when a new movie comes out, should vault her to A or A+ list. / This foreign born A+ list athlete who is probably B list here in the US while being A+ list in the rest of the world is tiring of his current beard. / This A+ list singer is convinced she will be asked political questions on any red carpet so refused to attend last night. / This former A list host who also has acting in his past still works a lot and all of you know him. / A media outlet is working on a big story exposing the wife of a former A list Hollywood power player, revealing her history as a high class escort and paid girlfriend.