Over the past 12-18 months, a government has grown tired of all the missing persons reports that all seem to involve this actor’s charity.

Lost in all the Golden Globes hoopla was a hidden announcement of sorts. Over the past 12-18 months, a government has grown tired of all the missing persons reports that all seem to involve this actor's charity. Either a person goes to work for it and is never seen again or someone visits from the charity or they get services from it and then they disappear. Every person? No, of course not, but several dozen at least over that time period.

Our rapper is on the song, so he got what he wanted.

When this former A+ list tweener actress/singer, who has grown less popular as she has aged made a song which had a unique title to make it appear as if they were swearing, but not really. Anyway, both our former tweener and the producer wanted the directionally challenged rapper to appear on the song. He agreed as long as he got to sleep with the sister of the producer. Our rapper is on the song, so he got what he wanted.

3 blinds in a row

For once it wasn't Pete Davidson who was a wasted SNL cast member. This long time star on the show could barely talk because he was so wasted during an interview. They couldn't even air it because it was so bad. / What would have been unthinkable a few years ago is being talked about at this cable network. The end of the show that has seemingly gone on forever starring people that seem to go on forever. / One person not sweating the feds investigation into some rappers is this directionally challenged one. He knows that the people he works with have paid off the right people so he never has to panic about anything.

All of these inside celebrity robberies and yet none have been solved.

Another "celebrity robbery" this time featuring the directionally challenged rapper. All of these inside celebrity robberies and yet none have been solved. Remember when that reality family, excluding the one outside the country went through a string of inside jobs? Video cameras and security teams everywhere, but somehow no one has ever been captured.

4 blinds in a row

This directionally challenged rapper had his people combing through this camshow porn party for women to take back to his place after. / One half of this familial modeling duo has been noticeably absent from recent modeling assignments as of late. / This A- list mostly television actor from a long running hit network show is a celebrity offspring. / It will end whatever career he has left, which shouldn't be any after his past actions.