September 7, 2019

She pays him to come over

This back in the day A list mostly movie actress briefly got to A+ list a decade after being A list. Now, she doesn't act much, but is dating someone three decades younger. Well, not exactly dating. She pays him to come over and have se-x with her.
May 15, 2019

They are allowed to get away with it.

Apparently no matter the theme, the twins wear whatever they want and don't really care. They are allowed to get away with it. This former A+ list mostly movie actress was essentially wearing the same thing as the twins and was called out for it.
April 17, 2019

She needs to check the drivers license on this new one

This former A+ list mostly movie actress who rarely acts any longer loves her men young, but she needs to check the drivers license on this new one because apparently he is still in high school and bragging to his friends. Apparently one of the offspring of the actress used to babysit the high schooler.
February 5, 2019

She was a buzzed dirty talking machine

This B list celebrity offspring is an actress. She will never be higher on the list than either of her parents. She was a buzzed dirty talking machine last night at an after party who didn't have sex, but came close and did finish a guy off with her hand.
September 18, 2018

4 blinds in a row

Date night last night with his long time boyfriend for this married foreign born closeted A+ list mostly movie actor. / From what I understand, all of the actresses from this cable show are banding together and will refuse to appear on an after show about their show. / This former A+ list mostly movie actress from an early age to a much later age basically has just given up acting. / This alliterate A- list mostly television actress who did something else in entertainment back in the day is on thin ice with the guy supposedly going to be her husband.
August 10, 2018

She had been paying him a lot, but apparently it still wasn’t enough.

That sugarmama thing this former A+ list mostly movie actress turned never really acts but has A+ list name recognition thing didn't work out exactly the way she planned. She had been paying him a lot, but apparently it still wasn't enough.
August 2, 2018

She recently took on a role and it wouldn’t shock me if she bailed on it.

This back in the day A+ list mostly movie actress really doesn't act much any longer despite her A+ list name recognition. She recently took on a role and it wouldn't shock me if she bailed on it. Her last role was a disaster because of a combination of stage fright she has now and her daily pill regimen and even some OCD issues.
June 16, 2018

Nothing would surprise me about this permanent A list movie actress

About 20 years ago, I saw a very interesting live peep show at the Malibu Country Market. If you’re not a Hollywood type, you may not know that the entertainment industry spends a lot of time hanging here. It’s an outdoor market, pricey shops. One was a baby/maternity boutique.