January 14, 2019

Business on the verge of shutting down for good

After at least a year of telling you the same thing, the mainstream media is finally beginning to talk about the fact that this foreign born former A+ list athlete turned permanent A list celebrity is no longer funding his A list celebrity wife's business. This has the business on the verge of shutting down for good.
December 26, 2018

3 blinds in a row

This foreign born permanent A list celebrity is pitching a reality show. Her last one was a disaster. She wants the show though to keep her philandering husband at home more often. / She has been a mainstay on a pay cable hit show for years. Meanwhile, her husband has been having an affair with another man for the past three years. / Even the biggest online tabloid is now taking money to promote those who yacht and want to be hired as yachters.
November 24, 2018

3 blinds in a row

This married foreign born permanent A+ list athlete recently got some unlike him plastic surgery because he was insecure around his much younger mistress. / It didn't take long for our favorite alliterate model to unfollow the actor that this A+ list singer calls her boyfriend. By my count the follow fest lasted all of a month. / The star of the night almost ended up dead last night after yet another seizure. The multiple kid having, se-x tape having, sizzurp loving rapper was the star of the award show, but suffered a massive seizure at a party.
September 9, 2018

3 blinds in a row

Apparently this former A+ list reality star all of you know and does not much of anything now crossed a line this past weekend. / This foreign born A- list mostly television actress from a hit network show is secretly funding a large percentage of a movie project for her ex. / This foreign born permanent A list celebrity was acting all lovey dovey with the wife this week, but had no qualms about spending time with his mistress yesterday.
July 29, 2018

2 blinds in a row

This back in the day A- list alliterate mostly television actress who was on multiple shows all of you know has really messed up her face with the botox and other procedures. / Another solo event for this former A+/A list singer turned B+ lister all of you know.
July 11, 2018

She should probably ask her husband about that 3 bedroom condo he purchased

They do the little photo op together and then once again, this foreign born A list celebrity couple have gone their separate ways. She should probably ask her husband about that 3 bedroom condo he purchased in a very southern city in the US that was done through a shell company and why the only occupant is a 24 year old waitress/cheerleader.
June 27, 2018

He has just become kind of semi-public with all of it and you wonder how much more his wife will take before throwing in the flag.

It used to be that this long time married foreign born permanent A list celebrity the whole world knows would keep his indiscretions far from home. Then, they got closer but with very discreet people who ensured that everyone remained silent through the threat of force is necessary.
June 19, 2018

They desperately need to keep that brand going

You can count on one hand the number of times this foreign born celebrity couple have been publicly spotted together this year. They desperately need to keep that brand going though, so there they were, getting "spotted" as a couple.