The driver was sometimes sent to deliver packages. One time he was sent after dark on a rush job to take a script from Beverly Hills to an actor’s home in Topanga Canyon. The script was for the A list actor who recently keeps getting into trouble groping women at bars. It was after 10pm when the driver arrived to actor’s hilltop home atop a winding canyon. The driver buzzed the intercom and after a few moments the actor appeared dripping wet in a towel with a noticeable bulge between his legs.

This B+ list actor who is an Oscar winner/nominee is trying to strike a plea deal which bears no resemblance to the actual charges he faces.

This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner was in a hotel this past week and ordered a dozen str-ippers/hoo-kers. Apparently he passed out before any could arrive so there was this parade of them all entering the lobby of the hotel going to his suite and knocking on his door. This went on for a good 90 minutes.

This former A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner is back on drugs and booze in a big way. Just when you thought he was getting everything back on track except for his constant harassment of women, he goes ahead and adds back in the substance abuse issues. That just makes his harassment even worse.

This Academy Award winning actor was wasted out of his mind at an award show. He kept going up to women and asking if they wanted to be grabbed by the pu**y. No one took him up on his offer. He was at his worse.

This Emmy nominee/winner from last night from a big winner was spotted holding a crack pipe in his hands most of the night that he was rolling through his fingers like a poker player handling a chip.

This Academy Award winning actor who has done practically nothing since he won except be a pain was hitting on underage women at a bar even after they told him they used fake id's to get inside and were 16 and 17 respectively. He kept wanting to buy them drinks and take them home.

This Academy Award winning actor who has done nothing since he won but live off the fame from that role left his wife at home the other night and brought a woman about a third of his age. He forced her to sit on his lap the entire night, even through dinner and she was not sitting there motionless.