About the restraining order

Although the former network reality star is one of the biggest a-holes ever, the restraining order received from his former co-star was done for their reality show.

Beach house

This closeted one season wonder is shacking up with his boyfriend at a beach house owned by the boyfriend's dad.

2 blinds in a row

It took three months, but this A- list mostly movie actor from an acting family where he is lower on the list, rotated out the four stri-ppers who had been living with him since the start of lock down. / Speaking of reality stars, this former one season wonder is still making his ex cover for him about his sexuality. You can tell she is tiring of it.

Not quite a full tell all book though is it?

Huh. You mean the former network reality star who claimed he tested positive for COVID-19 when he didn't meet any of the testing criteria but got himself a news cycle or two and I told you he was faking it has a new book coming out? Who would have thunk it? Not quite a full tell all book though is it?

The carrot

The only thing holding back this former two season wonder from slamming a male version of herself and outing him is the carrot of getting to do a spinoff or two on the network or one of those Disney specials.