He is living off an annuity at this point and could use a cash infusion.

This former A+ list mostly television actor who had a hit and miss movie and television career since, with way more misses than hits is someone all of you know. He has run through a ton of money. He is living off an annuity at this point and could use a cash infusion. Everyone is afraid to give him a job though because of the pattern of addiction.

His family has no idea which is why he stays in the closet

This B- list actor with the unusual name on a former middling hit network comedy was out this weekend trying to keep his gay cover but nearly got busted when he got into a fight with his sometime partner who is also closeted. The two got into an argument about another guy and this was in front of people they have not come out to and they passed it off as some type of comedy skit. Most people assume this actor is gay because he tries so hard to convince people he is straight. His family has no idea though which is why he stays in the closet.

Comedy gold material

This C list actor with great facial recognition went from television to movies in the same character. Unfortunately there is also another movie of his that is making the rounds at parties in NYC and our actor is naked in a dog collar reciting lines that his character said. It is apparently comedy gold.

He doesn’t have the wallet Charlie does

It wasn't that long ago that this actor had lead roles in movies that were actually shown in the theatres. He had started out on a hit comedy show that has been on long enough that it would be legal to drink if it was a person. Our actor made his mark on that show and made millions of dollars after the show doing movies. That was then though and this is now and our actor has gone through most of his money.