When he was gone, she begged him back.

She left him because he cheated and she decided he wasn't the guy to get serious with. When he was gone though, she begged him back. Looking back at who she was in a relationship with for years, it is pretty obvious she doesn't make the best decisions when it comes to men. This B- list actress who is somehow also an Emmy nominee/winner is going to suffer some heartbreak with the serial cheating former athlete.

He is also not above framing her for a crime

This former A+ list singer who probably would still be A+ list if he wasn't such an a-hole/woman beater has multiple detectives following the mother of his child trying to catch her doing something he can use against her. He is also not above framing her for a crime.

Our reality star went off on her assistant who dared bring her the wrong dress.

This A- list reality star from that A list reality family was hanging out in Cannes not that long ago with this former A+ list singer/full time woman beater. Our reality star went off on her assistant who dared bring her the wrong dress. She then had her assistant running back and forth trying to come up with the perfect amount of ice for her vodka on the rocks.

Why is it a blind? It was being filmed.

Why yes, that was a very drunk, very wasted on LSD and mushrooms B list celebrity offspring who will never reach the level of their parentage orally servicing this former A list singer/future killer. Why is it a blind? It was being filmed.

5 blinds in a row

Of course he also had to pay a huge bribe. / They do their own thing now and are discreet enough, they are rarely busted. / This A- list reality star/lover of teens/frequent drunk is running a Ponzi scheme. / All those millions she bragged about before, is down to one that pays about $50K a year. / She is hooking up with a married foreign born celebrity.