Cheryl Ann Tweety-Cole-Fernandez-Versini

Poor dumb kid thinks that she really loves him.

You are a female celebrity. You are gay. You want a baby. What better way to go about it than by roping in a very naive, young, and rich male celebrity who’s always had a crush on you… and telling him that you are destined to spend your lives together?

She should be worried. He has a lot he wants to say.

This foreign born B list singer/reality host with more last names than Elizabeth Taylor is worried her most recent ex is going to spill a ton of tea about her drug use and other extracurricular activities. She should be worried. He has a lot he wants to say.