April 26, 2017

Apparently our actor didn’t even have to pay for their services.

Why yes, that was that married A list mostly movie actor in Vegas this past weekend enjoying the attention of two women who sell bottles in a night club. Apparently our actor didn’t even have to pay for their services. They were happy to go to his room with him for free.
April 16, 2017

No one over 21 need apply.

This A list mostly movie actor who gets to be A+ when his unusual franchise films is not known as the greatest actor of all time. He is known though for cheating on his actress wife with female fans he picks up at stores like Forever 21. He goes in to ostensibly return something and then waits for the swarm. He picks and chooses and takes phone numbers. No one over 21 need apply.
April 13, 2017

The husband is already shopping for divorce lawyers again.

What C-list movie/TV actress whose best known role is as a celebrity spouse, has sold several stories to the tabloids exposing her not-so-closeted A-list hubby’s extra curricular activities and several months later tells them a month or two after these stories break that their marriage is fine (can you say coo-coo)? The husband is already shopping for divorce lawyers again. Then, someone spots him and he is forced to stop.
April 8, 2017

She was disappointed her phone had not been hacked and the pictures leaked

At a party with friends the other night, this B list mostly television actress said she was disappointed her phone had not been hacked and the pictures leaked. She said her A list mostly movie actor husband would have been fine with it.
March 15, 2017

The end is coming… but with a twist!

These two celebrities are a very established couple. They are each famous in their own right and have been together for more than ten years. The end is coming… but with a twist! Usually each party tries to be the first one to announce to make it look like they have the upper hand and are dumping the other person for a good reason.
February 12, 2017

Your husband is paying her rent for a reason.

We really don’t know why this actor/actress couple is still together. He is getting really bold about his cheating. If his wife is reading this: The current mistress lives less than a mile from you. He met her when he was working on a movie.
December 27, 2016

He hit on several women in the show and took home more than a couple of phone numbers

This married A/A+ list mostly movie actor was out with his wife this past weekend at a show and, while she was busy with their child(ren), hit on several women in the show and took home more than a couple of phone numbers.
December 15, 2016

She talks a good game to the media about a happy marriage, but it is classic overcompensation

This B- list mostly television actress is really worried about all the women her A list husband sleeps with. She talks a good game to the media about a happy marriage, but it is classic overcompensation.