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April 21, 2014

She acted like a zombie

Some reporters tried to ask this foreign born former A list mostly movie actress some questions on a red carpet this week but were unable to understand a word she said. She was talking so softly and mumbling every word and what they could hear and understand had nothing to do with the question they asked. She acted like a zombie.
April 4, 2014

The actor thought that he had an understanding with his wife about it

This foreign born former A list mostly movie actress who still has A+ list name recognition had another meltdown when her A list mostly movie actor husband met up with his girlfriend who is about 40 years younger than him. The actor thought that he had an understanding with his wife about it. Apparently not.
March 29, 2014

Her A list mostly movie actor husband got a woman pregnant and she had a baby last month

I think this former A list mostly movie actress who never really acts any longer despite her Academy Award nomination/win has some big issues. Her A list mostly movie actor husband got a woman pregnant and she had a baby last month and our actress still forgave him and he promised he has changed.
March 3, 2014

Actress has been relapsing on a fairly regular basis

This Academy Award winning actress is being watched by her kids on a daily basis. There is someone in the house with her or they make her go visit one of the kids because the actress has been relapsing on a fairly regular basis and is in bad shape mentally and physically. Too much drama about her marriage.
January 29, 2014

She is tired of his games, can’t take it anymore

This married couple consists of two big-time celebrities who have each had problems over the past few years. The stress was too much. The marriage fell apart. They separated. They got back together. They are playing the happy couple again. All better, right? Not so fast. It’s bad again. This time, it’s not a body problem. Well, actually, it is kind of a body problem. He has a problem keeping a certain part of his body inside his pants! She is tired of his games, can’t take it anymore, and they are separating again.
January 26, 2014

The pair would stop every couple of feet to suck face

This actor is A+. Aging. Married. Has a huge fondness for strippers. I'm actually shocked he got married because it isn't like he was faithful in any of his previous relationships or marriage(s). The stripper he was with this weekend was curvy and cheap looking which is the opposite of his former actress wife. Former might be too strong of a word. The former A list actress barely works now. Our actor was seen in a parking garage walking to a car with his arm around the stripper and a hand on her breast. The pair would stop every couple of feet to suck face.
January 8, 2014

Scolding she got a few years ago left its mark

This B list mostly movie actress who is B list only because of her A+ list name recognition popped into a store to pick up a pack of cigarettes. When she was recognized by some people in the store the actress left the cigarettes on the counter and fled. Apparently that scolding she got a few years ago must have left its mark.
January 7, 2014

Editor killed the story because…

This weekly tabloid killed a story about an A+ list Academy Award winning mostly movie actor cheating on his almost A list mostly movie actress wife after an editor said the story wasn't sourced enough. The fact is the editor killed the story after the actor agreed to come to a poker party at the editor's house.