She needs the money and the credit is tapped out

This C-List celebrity with A-list tabloid recognition, wants the world to think she's in very high demand, but the fact is, she's just hyping the scraps coming her way. Sure, her pilot was picked up, but she's getting paid peanuts, and it comes with a rigorous filming schedule. Something she's never had to do, and a work ethic isn't exactly her thing. Her rider has been rejected four times, and if she doesn't quit making diva demands, she will be replaced by this much more likeable C-list country singer.

Because she is insane. Sleep with one eye open, girl.

This C-list reality star tends to make a living on her feuds. There's always someone to have beef with, and for the most part it's harmless and keeps her employed. Except this time she's going to war with this former B-list mostly movie actress, turned C-list crazy person, and she doesn't quite know who she's dealing with. What's their feud about?

The only way to get ratings and job security is to bring the crazy

This C-list reality star, has a project that could make her a crossover star outside of her fanbase, but the minute she stepped on the set, she's been a complete nightmare, with demands, drunken tirades, gunning for certain co-stars, and even hitting on one of the co stars to the point he asked production to keep them apart because she wasn't taking no for an answer, and he was feeling uncomfortable.

They’ll do anything to win that battle at this point. Anything.

It's been a rough weekend for this C-list celebrity. First, their significant other/spouse was gone and really no where to be found when the celebrity was trying to convince the world that they were blissfully happy and together. Right now they're going through one of their phases of not speaking to each other after a headline made the news the spouse specifically planted to set the celebrity off. The celebrity immediately blamed the spouse's ex for causing the rift between him, and has once again set their sights on a complete public tear down. The celebrity had been waiting to do this in court, but now feels like there's nothing like the court of public opinion to do the dirty work. Especially since the celebrity's new projects are going to go head to head with the ex's. They'll do anything to win that battle at this point. Anything.

She wants that best seller, and her name in every tabloid for months

This once A-list child star, now C-list celebrity clinging to the few gigs she has left has started shopping around a tell all memoir. Only unlike her rival's best seller, she's going to name names and provide pictures. The problem? She was underage for most of her encounters, REALLY underage for this encounter with this B list musician/actor, and he isn't the only one. There's probably about 15 high profile guys she slept with between the ages of 14-17, all in their 20's at the time. Coming out with this should destroy a lot of families and lives. She doesn't care. She wants that best seller, and her name in every tabloid for months.

It’s about to get really dirty, and really ugly.

This Real Housewife is a hot mess. Nothing new to report there. She's under a huge amount of stress again legally and professionally, and has turned to self medicating the wrong way. The ones she's about to engage in an epic legal battle with know this, and are doing everything they can to get in her head and torpedo her, not to mention they have one of their personal paps tailing her hoping for that one glorious 'getting carried out of da club' shot that will not only kill her career, but her legal battle as well. This C-list retired athlete has taken the Real Housewife under his wing and is trying to coach her through this bad time, and luckily was there to chase off this photog when she was getting carried out of the back entrance of a restaurant recently. It's about to get really dirty, and really ugly.

She ended up about $5000 in the hole

This B list reality star on a middling hit cable show ended up owing money to the company that was paying her the other night. The reality star got hammered and started popping champagne bottles to really expensive brands and pouring them on people. She ended up about $5000 in the hole and will never get hired by the company again.

She’ll cook up something crazy and torch it like always

These two C-listers have a common bond...another C-lister that made them look like awful people (because they are) and had some B-list moments in the sun because of it. Even though the C-list couple have had about four horrible months and the relationship is most likely doomed, they have closed ranks and have decided to capitalize on the other C-lister's controversies. The wife of the relationship is tickled that this might be the way to keep her husband around for a while, and make him happy...and he is... and well he's just an opportunistic douche that likes to see people suffer whether or not he caused the suffering himself or not.

On their latest ‘family’ getaway, she only saw him twice

This C-list singer has had a low profile recently which is generating buzz that her new team has finally gotten her to agree to rehab. Nope. She's going to 'therapy' a couple of hours a day to shut everyone up and make it look like she's trying to be healthy, but she's back in her place of being an obsessive wingnut fueled by stimulants and booze. Her most recent record deal fell completely through the floor, and it was really her only shot at signing anything on a major label, even if it was mostly overseas. The biggest part of the problem with the deal was that they wanted her to cut her Svengali/chief enabler loose and work with some of the writers and producers she's had success with in the past, and she flat out refused.

He believes to this day it was his baby

This once B-list entertainer who flirted with the A-list a little bit, but always had the A-list name recognition, had a torrid affair with this C-list mostly television actor that made all the headlines way back when. They were both married to non famous people at the time of their affair. The entertainer was running around a lot on her husband during this time period and discovered she was pregnant. She was happy because she thought it would be a great way to snag the actor and make him leave his wife and kids. A little love child to make things right, and have him on the hook for 18 years.

The reality star is going to get dropped

So this B-list reality star was on their last legs with their new team, after a very public gaffe. They promised to clean up their act and toe the line, but not 24 hours had another very public face palm moment. The reality star failed to give the team a heads up that the embarrassing moment happened, so they weren't able to prevent the story from running.