June 10, 2019

She knows if she does something specific, she can trigger an avalanche of articles

Much like if Jennifer Aniston cradled her stomach, this A list singer/sometime actress knows if she does something specific, she can trigger an avalanche of articles and social media posts about whether she is dating a former co-star.
May 27, 2019

They just can’t stop trying to put them together.

The publicity people of the A list singer/sometime actress are the ones leaking that the recent split of the A+ list actor had to do with his feelings for the singer. They just can't stop trying to put them together.
May 18, 2019

The contract has finally ended.

The contract, which was extended through award season has finally ended. When there are children involved, it makes things a little harder, but the A+ list mostly movie actor and foreign born A-/B+ list model/wannabe actress/yachter are probably thrilled to finally be finished with each other.
May 12, 2019

2 blinds in a row

This former late night actor turned actor who seemingly is in every quirky television show made a recent one night hookup shave every hair not on her head because he didn't want his girlfriend catching him again. / Don't believe the hype of a recent magazine cover. None of the people on it actually like being with women.
May 9, 2019

They excluded her name from the extensive top billing

This studio decided to put this actress on the one sheet, but excluded her name from the extensive top billing in favor of a voiced over raccoon.
April 11, 2019

3 blinds in a row

This A+ list mostly movie actor is blaming the foreign born model/wannabe actress he calls a significant other for him not winning more big awards this past award season. He says she should have been more supportive of his massive over inflated ego. / For a healthy fee, this former back in the day A+ list reality star is acting as a matchmaker for wealthy men who would like to date D listers. / This alliterate B-/C+ list actress model who spends six figures annually on trying to be famous, paid to walk in a Paris fashion week show.
March 18, 2019

Their contract is up and he wanted to extend.

As I told you last month, this foreign born A/A- list model who would rather be acting is spending some time away from the A+ lister to do some yachting. Their contract is up and he wanted to extend. She might, but she had this gig planned because originally he said there was not going to be a renewal
March 11, 2019

It is the singer/actress trying to drag on the romance publicity with her co-star.

Don't believe the hype. This foreign born A- list model who really would rather act has never even followed the A list singer/actress she was supposed to have unfollowed. It is the singer/actress trying to drag on the romance publicity with her co-star. She loves the attention.