5 blinds in a row: April 1, 2024
5 blinds in a row: The gig / queer roles / lip synching / affection posing / she already hates it
This is messy and painful to watch.
I think our singer needs to stop drinking again.
4 blinds in a row: July 30, 2023
4 blinds in a row: Short ones! Like one liners
She has blinders on
This is the same thing that happened in her first marriage. She has no idea her world is about to come crashing down again.
Taking a pause with her relationship
This A list solo and group singer is taking a pause with her relationship until her A list significant other addresses his booze issues.
4 blinds in a row
This alliterate actress who is probably B+ list even though all of you know the name, recently hit up her child's father and got a 40% increase in child support. It is much easier to get those increases when the dad doesn't want his name going public. / This always pretending to be sober A- list singer was actually ordering drinks in public. Guess that shoots down those pregnancy rumors too. / This A+ list country singer/reality star is drinking again. His A list ex will tell you why that is the worst thing in the world. / This east coast Housewife was a drunken mess at a brunch this weekend. She is even worse than she used to be.
3 blinds in a row
This permanent A list country singer finally found someone he can cheat with on his celebrity girlfriend and thinks no one will know. I know. The person who told me knows. The plan doesn't seem to be working well. / This alliterate talk show host got trashed at a dinner where it was 100% the wrong thing to do. It was a somber occasion. / This A/A- list singer/sometime actress owes her drug dealer tens of thousands of dollars. She started using him when she could only find a couple of doctors to write her prescriptions.
Most thirsty celebrities would have pictures and quotes and complete articles already written for distribution
It's amazing that if you don't bother to use a PR person to tell the kneepadding tabloids your every move, what then takes a while for the public to discover. This A list country singer got married yesterday and had his A list country singer/reality star best friend there and only one relatively small news outlet is talking about it 24 hours later. Most thirsty celebrities would have pictures and quotes and complete articles already written for distribution.
They got into a recent public spat
This A list country singer/some time reality star and his A list girlfriend got into a recent public spat about what she chose to wear to an event and he said something about acting her age and she said something about him not complaining when she wore things before se-x.
3 blinds in a row
One half of this closeted A list reality duo was making out with a guy at a club over the weekend. Yes, it was in a VIP section, but there were still a lot of people watching. / This former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort/multiple reality show star had a dress she was wearing the other night and had to keep pulling up. The tops of her breasts were covered in bruises. / This permanent A- list singer in a group and solo is being cheated on by her celebrity boyfriend every time she goes out of town.
3 blinds in a row
The ultimate kneepadding weekly magazine is being paid a monthly fee through a PR company for approximately 10 positive stories per month about this alliterate former actress turned celebrity. / This permanent A list country singer with a seemingly permanent side gig is cheating on his long time celebrity girlfriend with a staffer of a television show. / This foreign born A- list superhero has been out a lot with a woman who is definitely not the one named actress everyone assumes to be his girlfriend.
He is excluding her from a musical special he is hosting/coordinating
This permanent A/A- list singer is not really that great of an actual singer despite what she does for a living on and off stage, and that is the reason her boyfriend is giving for excluding her from a musical special he is hosting/coordinating.