April 23, 2019

Wait until she finds out her favorite perfume has ambergris in it. She can probably get a whole season out of that.

Honestly, at this point, it wouldn't shock me to see this Housewife roll around in poison ivy to get a rash and then claim her maid had eaten fish before she changed the linens in the Housewife's bed. Any inflammation is going to come with some kind of story. It could never be a reaction from any kind of botox right? Wait until she finds out her favorite perfume has ambergris in it. She can probably get a whole season out of that.
April 17, 2019

He lets her do and say whatever she wants even if it makes them both look awful for doing so

This late night talk show host should have shut down his guest and what she was saying. He wouldn't though because he lets her do and say whatever she wants even if it makes them both look awful for doing so.
March 30, 2019

Don’t believe the hype.

Don't believe the hype. The dead guy did not suggest any type of life event offer to this east coast Housewife. She was hooking up with someone else at the time of a tragic event.
February 17, 2019

2 blinds in a row

Apparently making out with a guy after he has fish tacos is not something that bothers this reality star, especially considering he paid for everything including her flight on a private jet for the weekend. / This foreign born entering into her last season of that pay cable show A- list actress might want to check on her boyfriend. Seems as if he is on the dating app Raya and is swiping right all the time. If the girlfriend asks, he will probably just say he is on there looking for friends. Uh huh.
January 7, 2019

Moving from sugarbaby to girlfriend can be hard

This Housewife is learning the hard way that moving from sugarbaby to girlfriend can be hard, but is even harder for the boyfriend who is still seeing just as many people as he was before he and the Housewife got together.
December 24, 2018

She is a living, breathing David Dunn with her ability cheat death.

Once a year or so you can always count on this A list east coast reality star to tell us how close she was to death from disasters to accidents to anything in between. She is a living, breathing David Dunn with her ability cheat death.
November 5, 2018

She was shedding crocodile tears for her now former boyfriend

As I told you before, this east coast Housewife was just doing her version of Lea/Cory when she was shedding crocodile tears for her now former boyfriend. Nothing like some good sympathy from the masses even though the relationship was already done. I guarantee if you ask when she started seeing her new guy, it was way more than two months ago. Ask him. Not her.
October 20, 2018

Andy might think he is running the show but deep down everyone inside Bravo knows that this “Putin,” is the real boss!

Which real housewife gets such preferential treatment that internally she is referred to as, ‘the Putin" of Bravo. Other talent on the network joke that this reality star seems to have so much power over boss Andy Cohen, that she must have a secret Russian dossier with all the skinny on him and a pee tape with male hoo-kers.