Hey look! There’s Ten, Twenty, and Thirty!

Lots of fun moments in Cannes during the film festival. This one made a few people laugh. There were three models hanging out together on a yacht. All are all under 30 and famous. One is more famous for her family name than for her modeling skills. One comes from a very wealthy family.

Put this one in the creepy dad file.

Put this one in the creepy dad file. This celebrity dad has been pimping out his model daughter to his married friends. He says it is because he wants his daughter to find a loving relationship. Uh huh.

Is it possible that he’s already planning his next move?

It took all of five minutes for this male musician to move on from dating a model to dating a singer. Is it possible that he's already planning his next move? He says she's clingy and insecure, and it's boring for him to constantly have to reassure her that she's pretty or talented or OK or whatever. He knows that she's really into him, so it's easy to just keep using her.

Singer started working Model’s boyfriend MONTHS ago

We told you last month that there was going to be a shift in the membership of this sorority. Here we go! First the the conflict was over drugs… and then boys. Now here comes the really hot tea: Singer started working Model’s boyfriend MONTHS ago! Model didn’t actually think Boyfriend would ditch her for Singer. He did. He considers it an upgrade.

She looks awful.

"Holy f**k," were the first two words out of the mouth of this designer when he saw this A-/B+ list model/celebrity offspring the other day. The drugs use is bad. When she uses, she doesn’t eat. For the past week she has been using like crazy so has lost ten pounds off her tiny frame. She looks awful.