A decade from now, there probably won’t be anything real left in or on her.

By my count, this A- list model who really only got to be a model because she is a celebrity offspring of some barely there celebrities is still fairly young. Unlike a sibling, this family member has embraced multiple surgeries and procedures and doesn't seem to want to stop. A decade from now, there probably won't be anything real left in or on her.

They might not even be exclusive.

They might not even be exclusive. Well, she thinks they are, but he might not. Anyway, the singer who loves Saturdays and Sundays recently hooked up with someone who is not the celebrity offspring/model he has been seeing.

Yeah, sell me another boyfriend story.

Apparently last year when the celebrity offspring was still dating the misspelled best part of the week, she brought in this closeted A- list reality star who had one condition and that was that no part of the guy touch her. None. But, yeah, sell me another boyfriend story.

Nothing is going to change.

Good luck to this foreign born A list singer and his back on again girlfriend. In the two or three weeks since they previously hooked up, he has been with multiple women which was the reason they split last time. Nothing is going to change.

4 blinds.. No 5.

This former A+ list mostly movie actor who actually was the lead a couple times is A- list now. / This mini me Ryan Seacrest wannabe is married and this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress called him out on it when he tried to hit on the actress who has actually kept herself sober the past few weeks while promoting her new movie. / At this point, this B+ list celebrity offspring from an offspring family of wannabe models should just move in with her drug dealer. ? / This B list Disney actress was at an after party last night. / Earlier I told you about an actress who hates doing product placement photos.