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December 4, 2019

Another loss for the foreign born former A list singer who may or may not be the original.

One of the advantages of having a publicist is you get to spin the breakup story to make it seem as if you walked away from your boyfriend, when in fact, he is the one who walked away. Another loss for the foreign born former A list singer turned B- lister who may or may not be the original.
October 29, 2019

He is hooking up with this foreign born singer

This former A- list mostly television actor who has struggled in recent years getting great parts is married and is arguably the most wealthy actor who regularly works. He is also hooking up with this foreign born singer who all of you know but hasn't had a hit in well over a decade and is involved in a big conspiracy about herself.
August 18, 2019

He blames the woman every single time.

Every relationship this seemingly permanent reality star who is a celebrity offspring of a permanent celebrity crashes and burns when his significant other realizes it takes a LOT of time and effort to get our reality star to stand to attention so to speak.
July 8, 2019

The reason people think she was replaced with a body double.

This foreign born singer was A list back in the day for her first record. Then, she was ticked off that her secret was revealed. That secret being she didn't write any of her hits even though she had claimed she wrote them all. That led to a falling out with the people who did which is why she has never had a hit since. Probably also the reason people think she was replaced with a body double.
June 22, 2019

Did America really hate them?

People love to hate on this band, although they must be doing something right, as they've been widely successful for over 2 decades now. We were working their third album when a call came in from the lead singer. A scathing article about them had just been published by a top rock critic. Our front man was completely gutted. Did America really hate them? I tried to explain how we build you up to tear you down, and that nobody listens to rock critics anyway.
December 23, 2018

2 blinds in a row

Now that this celebrity offspring who is B listish on her own is legal, look for her to finally show off the person she has been dating the past three years. / This foreign born possible body double is spinning a yarn for the press about her new album. It was all written by ghostwriters, even the story she is telling about the origins of the writing.
July 30, 2018

This foreign born former A list singer all of you know has terrible taste in men.

Considering her last boyfriend beat her, I guess having a boyfriend who just has her using again is a step up? This foreign born former A list singer all of you know has terrible taste in men.
March 23, 2018

He won’t last long though because she never goes too far from that flash in the pan singer/reality star

This foreign born former A list singer who hasn't had a hit in a very long time and if you believe conspiracy theories, may be a replacement for the original has a new boyfriend.