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These two women used to be best friends. They always hung out together and did coke together. They were in multiple threesomes with each other. The first one we will call AA . She was and is an actress. She peaked about A- list. The second one we will call BB. She has been an actress and a singer and a reality star and not very good at any of them, but all of you know her. They were best friends until a series of events over the course of a couple weeks resulted in them never speaking to each other again.

Apparently the sibling would have released a few stories of her own

The former A- list singer/#1 foreign box office actress took a lot of convincing before dropping a couple of chapters from her book about the substance abuse issues of her sibling. Apparently the sibling would have released a few stories of her own which would have contradicted dozens of chapters of the singer/actress.

She is desperate to recapture that fame that was at its peak well over a decade ago.

It was a lot of spinning, but for being a former reality star/shamed "singer," in a family of reality stars and singers, she did a good job. It was good enough where the weekly tabloids had no problems parroting it right out to readers. The thing is though, she would have kept right on filming if it wasn't canceled. She would have kept right on putting the kids on television.

He used to openly fat-shame and mock overweight fans

The most famous member of this A list band you wish wasn't A list is as famous for his music as who was once married to (former A- list singer who isn't even the most famous person in her family, or even current step-family, and who dropped down the list thanks to an infamous event.) Back when his band was having its first tastes of fame, he used to openly fat-shame and mock overweight fans who got invited backstage in front of them, and tell opening acts not to sleep with them. Ironic, considering he would often use so much of the venues's food budget there was no food left for the opening acts.

2 blinds in a row

This former A- list singer/reality star who has just never recovered after a huge stumble, looked amazing last night but her husband was openly hitting on other women and saying they should come back to the house some time. / This closeted foreign born A- list mostly television actor from an acting family is doing press for a new movie in which he stars. While out of the country doing the press tour from city to city he has been accompanied by a man he says is one of his PR people, but is actually a long time secret boyfriend.

Both he and his celebrity wife indulged.

This B list celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister who is not the highest on the list of offspring had his assistant meet him with a vial of coke as soon as he cleared customs after a recent trip. Both he and his celebrity wife indulged.

Being kicked off the payroll still stings

This former A list "singer" didn't even call her sister to say Merry Christmas. Apparently being kicked off the payroll from that easy six figure a year job at the company her celebrity sister owns, still stings. Does anyone know about the brother-in-law sex between the "singer" and the celebrity sister's husband?

People just don’t care about her any longer.

This former A- list "singer" all of you know is using family money on both sides and connections on both sides to pay for a huge marketing campaign. Oh, and a little payola through some intermediaries to get a buzz about her latest effort. All told, the amount spent is nearly $500K and they could have just burned it and got the same final result. People just don't care about her any longer.