He’s a shell of his former self

Our source whispers to us that this former B list comedian is an extraordinarily bad way and could find himself dead in the near future, or even worse – a government rehab centre. ‘This is terrifying,’ the whisperer adds. ‘C*caine and heroin isn’t just a bad mix – it’s a deadly mix.’ "He’s a shell of his former self," another close to the situation tells us. "Just a sad, sad mess." I’m sure his sudden uptake isn’t compounded by the pressure of his fairly high profile jobs.