So, why the announcement now?

As I told you five months ago, the actress significant other of the foreign born actor who likes to get naked for movies, is pregnant. So, why the announcement now? An interview done with the foreign born model/really horrible actress who says the disgraced producer had a long term "deal" with our pregnant actress (who has probably already given birth).

Cheated on yet again

This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who ruined a franchise for a long time because of her bad acting is being cheated on yet again by her nudity loving husband.

4 blinds in a row

This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who also does commercials is finally planning to debut her long time boyfriend to the public. / Pretty tough to enjoy yourself during award season if you are this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress and your husband is cheating on you but you have too many commitments to go see him. / I recently told you about this one named singer who was going to start making porns to help her make some money. / This B+ list celebrity who hit A list celebrity with her unique look a few years back says she was recently raped by one of her customers and is taking a break from how she earns most of her money these days.

He saved this foreign born full frontal loving actor

It was really nice of this director to throw himself under the bus for what will be one of the biggest box office flops of the year. He saved this foreign born full frontal loving actor who spent most of the movie hooking up with everyone in this Nordic country all day and night and blowing off shoot days.