July 28, 2018

The problem they face is she gets paid for a sequel regardless if she is in it or not.

Despite the horror of the box office numbers that was this reboot of an old franchise, there is talk that Netflix wants to do another movie followed by a television show.
May 26, 2018

Apparently her husband had beaten her pretty badly, but she decided to go and did a great job covering the bruises

There was buzz that this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was not going to turn up to a very important event. Apparently her husband had beaten her pretty badly, but she decided to go and did a great job covering the bruises.
April 17, 2018

Now the studio doesn’t want to make a sequel, at least with her

As I told you months and months ago, this foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was going to bomb with a big box office movie. Sure enough, it happened and now the studio doesn't want to make a sequel, at least with her.
March 20, 2018

4 blinds in a row

This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who also does commercials is finally planning to debut her long time boyfriend to the public. / Pretty tough to enjoy yourself during award season if you are this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress and your husband is cheating on you but you have too many commitments to go see him. / I recently told you about this one named singer who was going to start making porns to help her make some money. / This B+ list celebrity who hit A list celebrity with her unique look a few years back says she was recently raped by one of her customers and is taking a break from how she earns most of her money these days.
December 17, 2017

She loved doing a Comic Con but knows the reviews are going to be brutal

This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is really hoping to skip press interviews for her new popcorn flick/reboot. She loved doing a Comic Con but knows the reviews are going to be brutal of the movie, and especially her performance.
October 31, 2017

He saved this foreign born full frontal loving actor

It was really nice of this director to throw himself under the bus for what will be one of the biggest box office flops of the year. He saved this foreign born full frontal loving actor who spent most of the movie hooking up with everyone in this Nordic country all day and night and blowing off shoot days.
October 3, 2017

Her lethargic performance ruins what could have been a good movie.

Studios are finally listening. It took a bazillion dollar budget to see it, but this foreign born A/A- list Academy Award winner was given her own movie and she is just boring. Her lethargic performance ruins what could have been a good movie.
September 13, 2017

Probably her mom’s friend told her to.

Apparently this foreign born Academy Award winner is willing to forgive anything because her full frontal loving actor boyfriend was busted again hooking up with another woman and the actress just keeps sticking with him. Probably her mom’s friend told her to.