He always calls in favors to keep her off the airwaves

This B+ list actress who always uses her middle initial but is not an Oscar winner/nominee has been asked to be a Housewife before, but this former A+ list rapper/bad parent turned actor/producer/still bad parent always calls in favors to keep her off the airwaves.

She never told her boyfriend.

This rapper/actor/producer is telling a story about that reality star he mentioned a couple of years back. Apparently they exchanged some coke for s.ex, but she never told her boyfriend.

Definitely a true statement.

It has been awhile since this former rapper turned B+ list actor/showrunner/online feuder showed off just how awful of a parent he is. He changed all that though with the death threat directed toward his kid when the kid called his dad out for being an awful father. Definitely a true statement.

He is leasing it for two months.

The rapper/actor/professional feuder doesn't have the kind of money he wants everyone to think he dropped on a hugely expensive car. He is leasing it for two months. Just enough time for pictures and to make you think he has more money than he does.