Source: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net

Comedian’s Kink

This comedian is not just a comedian.

He is an actor too.

Also does voices.

Foreign born.

Several movie franchises.

A hit television show in which he starred is in his past too.

Married.

He is probably A-/B+ list.

A former adult dancer was telling about some of her past clients and said this celebrity was for sure in the most strange behavior of anyone she had encountered, celebrity or otherwise.

Six or seven years ago this comic actor visited her club.

She didn’t recognize him at first because his hair was gray and he looked older than he did on the show he was most known for. He made eye contact with her while she was performing and wouldn’t break it.

It wasn’t normal ogling.

She said it felt more like a predator stalking his prey.

Then one of the other dancers told her who he was.

Being a fan, she went over to him and they talked for a while.

She mentioned wanting to be an illustrator and he said his child liked drawing too, and he showed her toddler sketches of monsters on his phone.

Bragging about his child made him seem less creepy to her.

After she got off for the night, they went back to her apartment and he orally serviced her.

She was going to reciprocate when he asked her if she had a dildo.

She grabbed a dildo and lube thinking he was going to use it on her.

Instead he used it on himself and had her watch.

He asked her to verbally abuse him because he gets off on humiliation.

After he was done, he put the dirty dildo in his mouth and sucked on it while making her shout more insults at him as he masturbated with his other hand.

She said she never was able to watch anything else he has done since because of the images stuck in her head.

Jemaine Clement

Jemaine Atea Mahana Clement is a New Zealand actor, musical comedian, screenwriter and director. With Bret McKenzie, as the comedy duo Flight of the Conchords, he has released several albums and created comedy series for both the BBC and HBO


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