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This disgraced permanent A+/A list mostly movie director wanted this former A+ list tweener turned singer/upcoming actress in an episode of a big almost television show to put in a good word for him with someone.

She refused because of that unnecessary se-x scene he made her film for a different almost television show.

Miley Cyrus

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Miley Cyrus Is Trapped In Woody Allen’s Amazon Disaster Crisis In Six Scenes

There isn’t a single thing to recommend about Crisis in Six Scenes, Woody Allen’s startlingly terrible new comedy on Amazon. Even by the diminished standards of Allen’s late career, Crisis is barely thought through, inattentively directed, and remarkably disengaged. In the opening scene, his character’s cultural-critic barber (Max Casella) calls TV “lowbrow compared to a book.” With Crisis, Allen — who reportedly doesn’t watch any television (and didn’t know what a streaming service was before Amazon came knocking, since he also doesn’t own a computer) — seemingly does all he can to make his condescending opinion of television a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Set against the political turbulence of the ’60s, Crisis feels like being trapped in a dusty museum with outdated exhibits and a rambling, stammering docent who doesn’t seem to have left the premises in years. Allen plays — surprise! — a version of himself: a crusty, high-strung novelist and political “ostrich” named Sidney who keep his head buried while the rest of the world roils in riots, protests, and war. His marriage-counselor wife, Kay (Elaine May), cheerfully accepts being stifled by her husband’s stubborn routines instead of rushing off to take part in demonstrations like she wants to. The elderly couple are thrilled to replicate their life of material ease and polite progressivism with Alan (John Magaro) and Ellie (Rachel Brosnahan), college-age sweethearts engaged to be married whom Sidney introduced to one another. – Source

‘Black Mirror’ drops trailer with Miley Cyrus, sets Netflix premiere date

Netflix has set a June 5 premiere date for “Black Mirror”‘s three-story Season 5, with Anthony Mackie and Miley Cyrus among the cast in the stand-alone episodes.

Also featured in the Season 5 cast is Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, Topher Grace, Damson Idris, Andrew Scott, Nicole Beharie, Pom Klementieff, Angourie Rice, Madison Davenport and Ludi Lin.

All three episodes will launch Wednesday, June 5, on the streaming service. The series was created and is written by Charlie Brooker, and executive produced by Brooker and Annabel Jones.

Cyrus seems to play a Cyrus-like pop star with 20,000 fans waiting for her onstage arrival. There’s a man with a gun, who seems to have some sort of public freak-out over all the electronic eyes following him, and finally a sort of “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” fantasy scene. In other words, it’s all very “Black Mirror.” At one point, words flash on the screen: “love,” “privacy,” “sex,” “work,” “afterlife.” Hmm, afterlife? – Source

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