Source: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net

This former contestant on that sprawling network reality show knows what’s up with the current one season wonder of the incarnation.

Having been his “girlfriend,” she knows she had no chance to get his interest.

She is barred from talking any specifics, but she will make it clear to you she is on the same page as me.

Tia Booth

Colton Underwood

Tia Booth Brags About Vibrator Collection, Shades Colton Underwood

Tia Booth’s ex is now dating a whole bunch of women on television, but Tia says she’s okay with Colton Underwood being the Bachelor.

Actually, Tia is saying a lot of things — and revealing (bragging, even) about her impressive collection of sex toys.

In the process, she shades Colton a little.

Along with Blake Horstmann, Tia Booth appeared on Kaitlyn Bristowe’s podcast (the one she has with Brandi Cyrus).

“I hope my mom doesn’t listen to this,” she begins her story.

(Let’s be real — a lot of us would begin juicy interviews this way)

“Okay, I just moved into my new apartment,” Tia shares, setting the stage.

“And,” Tia continues. “I have a bag full of vibrators and things.”

Now, vibrators “and things” are normal and healthy to have, whether you’re single or dating or young or old.

But Tia’s issue, she reveals, is that her mother was helping her move.

Tia shares that she did not want her mother to run across her “fun stuff” in the process of helping her.

When given the choice between risking her mother seeing it and risking strangers seeing her collection, Tia chose the latter.

Tia reveals that she “let the movers move all of the fun toys to my new apartment so my mom wouldn’t see.”” Kaitlyn had to ask: “Did you have a box labeled ‘vibrators’?!”

Not quite, Tia explains.

“The bag said ‘super important s–t,” Tia answers.

“And my mom cannot see that bag,” she emphasizes.

Tia explains that she’s leery of her mother looking into it “because it has a rabbit in it, and it had other s–t.”

Kaitlyn had to ask: “Did you have a box labeled ‘vibrators’?!”

Not quite, Tia explains.

“The bag said ‘super important s–t,” Tia answers.

“And my mom cannot see that bag,” she emphasizes.

Tia explains that she’s leery of her mother looking into it “because it has a rabbit in it, and it had other s–t.”

A rabbit is a type of vibrator that is traditionally (though not always) designed for both penetration and for clitoral stimulation.

The nickname “rabbit” comes from the two soft prongs designed for external application, which admittedly do resemble bunny ears.

Kaitlyn does not know this, and asks what exactly a rabbit is.

“It’s the best thing in the world,” Tia gushes.

“You would not know what it is,” she continues.

“And that,” Tia says. “Is why Colton would not know how to f–k with me!”- Source


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