Excuses don’t get any weirder than this!
This mom needs someone to blame for her weight gain.
So she’s going to blame it on her “boyfriend”… for failing to have enough sex with her!
Sex is supposedly her main form of exercise, so if she isn’t having enough sex, her weight gain must be his fault, right?
This all makes perfect sense to her.
It also gives her a convenient excuse to dump the “boyfriend.”
There isn’t a single female in her family who can just let a guy go.
All problems and breakups are always the result of the man’s inadequacies, drinking, drugging, lying, or cheating.