Send that boy to rehab.

Why isn’t this singer showing up to work?

Did he eat some bad chicken in Chile?

(And you know how much he loves chicken in Chile!)

The excuse is “extreme anxiety.”

Ha ha.

“Extreme anxiety” is code for “extreme drug use.”

My goodness, there certainly seems to be an epidemic of “anxiety” among experienced performers lately!

Send that boy to rehab.

Zayn Malik


Do you believe it?

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