October 6, 2013

Her girlfriend is also a reality star now

This east coast Real Housewife has a girlfriend. Sure, she pretends to date a guy but she has a girlfriend. The funny thing is her girlfriend is also a reality star now just on a different show. The pair have been together on and off for a very long time.
October 6, 2013

He has never found that magic he did when he was younger

This one kind of makes me sad because I thought she was better than this. This former reality star turned acclaimed actress who is now a permanent B lister has been having an affair with a movie director who used to be A list back in the day but has never found that magic he did when he was younger. He still has a name though.
October 6, 2013

His promising future on the show might be short lived

This back in the day almost A list mostly movie actor who was billed higher than Charlie Sheen at one point is now reduced to guest starring on sitcoms. Apparently that won't be for long if he doesn't stop trying to get handsy with his co-stars. Recently he kept trying to hug and grope this former almost A list television actress who has been in hit television shows for two decades. She wasn't happy and his promising future on the show might be short lived.
October 6, 2013

His acting is so bad that the script had to be revised

About two years ago this actor was right there at A list. Then his first solo film came out and bombed and he has steadily dropped to a B-. No franchise to keep him artificially boosted. His latest movie was supposed to be his return to A list but his acting is so bad that the script had to be revised and he is being edited out of as much of it as possible while still using his name to sell it.
October 6, 2013

He’s sticking with her for now

This former B list mostly movie actress who crashed and burned because of her drugs, marriage and kids is back in rehab leaving her much higher listed husband watching over their brood. He's sticking with her for now. No divorce which seems fair since she did the same for him.
October 6, 2013

Maybe she should try it

This A list mostly movie actress who was also an A list mostly television actress has about C list when it comes to acting talent. Oh she also has an A sized ego. She says that the only actor who didn't hit on her while filming was this A list mostly movie actor who teams up with the same group of people frequently. She says he was so whacked out on drugs that he didn't even know his character's name most of the time. This was one of her highest grossing movies of the past decade probably because the guy was wasted. Maybe she should try it.
October 6, 2013

He was selling stories to the tabloids

This hired boyfriend of an A list celebrity was fired because he was selling stories to the tabloids.
October 6, 2013

This is as sick as you think it is

This is as sick as you think it is. This A list mostly movie actor told his ex-girlfriend that he once had sex with his mom. The ex was telling everyone last week. She said he missed some payments to her so she was now going to talk.