October 17, 2013

Is he that stupid to not know what’s going on?

I have joked previously about how brain impaired this A list mostly movie actor is, who is known for his good looks and one successful franchise. All his other movies bomb but he gets that tag of A as long as he keeps pumping out the franchise. Anyway, his actress wife has more creative ways than Walter White of explaining why she needs to do something and can't be home for a few hours. Does she just not want to get divorced? Is he that stupid to not know what's going on? How many different guys does she need to cheat with before he gets it? She was at it again this week while he just went through the motions of his day. Alone.
October 17, 2013

She is cheating on him now

This almost A list celebrity/singer has spent the entirety of his marriage cheating on his B list mostly movie actress wife so it really isn't surprising she is cheating on him now. What is surprising is the semi-public sucking face she did off in a corner of a screening of her most recent movie.
October 17, 2013

She never takes anyone back

This B list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee parties so much that her last three boyfriends have all gone to rehab. She just keeps going though. Apparently the guys always want to come back to her even with the rehab thing because she is apparently crazy in bed too. They think it's worth it. She never takes anyone back though. Ever.
October 17, 2013

This A+ list diva is millions of dollars over budget for her latest record

This A+ list diva is millions of dollars over budget for her latest record and it also sounds like crap. She needs to go back in the studio to fix it but can't find the time, energy or voice to do it. Look for it to be delayed yet again. It won't end up in the trash but most people would put it there right now if they listened to it.
October 17, 2013

He has this creepy thing where he likes to dress as Satan

This former A+ list mostly movie actor is now an A lister. Probably always will be despite being an a-hole. Anyway he has this creepy thing where he likes to dress as Satan and role play with the teenagers and porn stars he brings home.
October 17, 2013

It would be front page headlines

This couple had patched up their differences and things were going smoothly. Then the A+ list celebrity wife heard about another affair her A++ list celebrity husband was involved in. It was a woman served up on a platter almost literally by the money man who also serves them up to Zac Efron. Now our A+ list celebrity is back in the dog house and their time apart could become permanent. It would be front page headlines.
October 16, 2013

I don’t expect him to be faithful

"I don't expect him to be faithful. I think men are never faithful to women. A man is supposed to be a provider and to take care of me and to love me but I'm not getting married expecting him to be faithful and would be disappointed if he was." Former A list mostly television actress who was on a hit show for years and who has had her own share of affairs in the past discussing marriage.
October 16, 2013

According to the escort the kid was crying like crazy

This former A list celebrity/singer turned celebrity turned celebrity/singer had an escort over to his house while his wife was out of town. He probably had not expected his child to walk in on him. According to the escort the kid was crying like crazy wondering what happened to his mom.